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How to Control Your Wife
怎么管你老婆
There were three guys talking in the local pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
三个人在当地的小酒馆里喝酒。其中的两个在大谈自己怎样管老婆，第三个人一直都没说话。
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
过了一会儿，那两个中的一人转向他说：“嘿，你怎么样，你怎么管老婆的？”
The third fellow says,"I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
他说：“我告诉你们，有一天晚上，我老婆跪着向我爬过来。”
The first two guys were quite amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.
那两个很是吃惊，问道：“哇，怎么会这样的？”
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
他喝了一大口啤酒，叹口气道：“她说，：‘从床底下出来像个男人一样跟我打。’”
