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Things Dogs Don't Understand
狗不能理解的事情
1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3 a.m.
1. 凌晨3点就汪汪叫不是闹着玩儿的事。
2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.
2. 把奶奶逼到角度里看着她是不对的。
3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet.
3. 浑身湿透的时候不能跳到你的床上。
4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.
4. 猫可以在起居室里随心所欲。
5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid.
5. 在客人进屋10分钟以后再冲他们叫是愚蠢的。
6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk.
6. 起床了并不意味着我们要出去走走。
7. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can.
7. 我在吃饭并不意味着你也该吃饭了。
8. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm not going to give in and feed you. NOT. NOT. NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.
8. 你用你那多愁善感的眼睛看着我，我也不会屈服而给你饭吃。不——不——不。哎，好吧，就这一次。
9. No, it's my food. Oh alright then, just a small piece.
9. 不，那是我的食物。呃，好吧，就一小点儿。
