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Well, I'd like to say it in a different way,But it's Ye Olde wedding watch
本来是想换个说法的 但是这么说更英国化
But sometimes I'll say other words,This is true,Don't think
不过有时候我会换个说法 我说真的 别以为
This is a joke just because I messed up the whole beginning
我开玩笑的 因为我没有开个好头
I got a letter,This is from the New England genealogical
我收到了一封信 信的地址是新英格兰宗谱协会
Society which of course I thought it was from my lady doctor
所以显然我认为是我的妇科医生给我写的
And so I said why was she writing me,Turns out means family
她为什么要给我写信 结果这个词是家族的意思
So anyway,Hold on to you crumps everybody,This is really exciting,This is true
所以无论任何 各位稳住了 这真的很激动人心 我没骗你
Dear Ellen,Our trusty genealogist have been working on Kate Middleton's genealogy with the big royal wedding coming up
亲爱的Ellen 随着隆重的皇家婚礼临近 我们德高望重的 系谱学家一直在研究Kate Middleton系谱
As we were doing the research, we discovered that you are related to Kate via a man named sir Thomas Fairfax's wife Agnes Gascoigne
在调查的途中 我们发现由于 你是皇妃家的远房亲戚通过 Thomas Fairfax爵士和他的妻子Agnes Gascoigne的关系
You were distant cousins,You are 15th,But cousin is still the same
你是她远房的表姐 中间大概隔了15重关系 但你还是她表姐
Sincerely Tom Shampole from the New England Historic Genealogical Society
来自新英格兰宗谱协会的Tom Shampole
So how about that,I'm related to Kate,I'm definitely invited to the wedding now
瞧见没 我是未来王妃的亲戚 我肯定会被邀请参加婚礼
Well between the Packer's wining Super Bowl and this I'm having a good week
再加上包装工队赢得了超级碗 我这一周过的很滋润
So Kate,cuz,Let me know where you're registered first of all
Kate 表妹 要登记注册的话先和我说下
cause I have a Pier 1 and a Target real,real close to my house
我家附近有Pier1和Target家具店
And let me know if you need me to plan a bachelorette party
如果你需要举办单身派对一定要告诉我
cause I found some straws that shape like...well never mind
因为我找到了一些吸管的形状很像 算了 不说了
I'm so excited, I'm so so excited,Oh，I'm so excited I forgot to dance
我很激动 我太激动了 我激动得都忘记跳舞了
