双语笑话:减了一磅 Losing One Pound

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　I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, "That's not bad for a man of my age."

　Overhearing this, a woman remarked, "You mean to say it took you all this time to lose one pound?"

　我称赞我的一个同事减肥10磅。可是，我禁不住夸耀说我17岁时，体重225磅，而目前体重是224磅。我还说：“这对我这样年龄的男子来说，是不错的。”

　一个女子听到了这些话，她说道：“你是说你花了这么长时间才减了1磅？”

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