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10 最高科技的理由
I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy。
我用的是太阳能计算器，而当时是阴天。 (后面的意思，你懂的~~)
9 最“权威”的理由
The District Court of Appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment。
地方法院最近裁定家庭作业是官方的不人道和非常规的惩罚措施。(于是老师颇感鸭梨……)
8 最有爱的理由
My mother took it to have it framed。
我妈妈把作业装裱了~(总不能棒打母爱吧~)
7 最经典的理由
I ran out of toilet paper and had to improvise。
厕所没纸了，只能拿作业纸凑合着用了。(亲，这个有点过时了。。。)
6 最无厘头的理由
The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse。
我看到一个非常和善的先生拿着一个牌子写着：今天大家都完蛋。没人在世界末日前还做家庭作业。（这个。。。）
5 最残忍的理由
My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls。
我老爸有点神经失常，把作业剪裁开来折纸玩偶了。(老爸悲催了)
4 最高境界的理由
I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework。
我十分担心暗藏杀机的非洲国家将面临种族灭绝大屠杀，实在无法集中注意力做作业了。(家事国事天下事，事事关心，无可厚非嘛~)
3 最恶心的理由
My dog ate it. Seriously, look I brought a stool sample。
作业被狗给吃了。真的，你看，我带来了粪便样本。(人类已经无法阻止狗狗吃作业了)
2 最得瑟的理由
Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting。
作业被外星人拿去当人类字迹样本了。(茫茫作业中，选中的就素你的，额~)
1 最直接的理由
What homework?
什么作业？(装傻时请自觉配合表情~)
