Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.

作者：你无法欣赏他，你从来没有自己写过书。

Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my hen in this country.

朋友：没写过，我也从来没有下过蛋，但是我却比这个国家的任何一只母鸡更擅长鉴定煎蛋卷。