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What do you get when you combine chicken and pizza? Well, apparently, an entirely unappetizing portmanteau that no one really knows how to pronounce but on trying sounds like a disease that claimed millions of lives in South America circa 1910.
将chicken（鸡肉）和pizza（披萨）这两个单词混合，你会得到什么？显然，你会得到一个让人失去食欲的混成词，根本没人知道怎么发音，尝试发音后发现，听上去就像是一种在1910年夺去南美数百万条人命的疾病的名字。
You also get KFC’s newest experiment in genetic modification: a chicken grown in the shape of a pizza – using something akin to bonsai kitten method perfected in the halcyon days of the Internet – its head then cut off and the remaining circle of meat deep fried and slathered with tomato sauce, cheese, tiny pepper bits, and sacrilegiously, pineapple.
你也会得到最新的肯德基转基因实验成果：使用在互联网太平日子里经过完善的类似盆景猫的制作方法，养成披萨形状的鸡，然后把鸡头切掉，剩下的鸡肉油炸，涂上番茄酱、奶酪、小辣椒块和亵渎披萨的菠萝。
It is just a piece of fried chicken cut into quarters that is rendered slightly soggy on one side thanks to the inoffensive toppings.
这不过是将一块炸鸡切成四小块，多亏了还算凑合的配料，才让披萨的其中一面变得有些湿软。
Note: If you want to eat your Chizza in a less-mangled state then make sure to grab it pre-bagged as KFC have not gone as far to create a specialized pizza bag, meaning that gravity will have its nasty way with it before you can.
注意：如果你想享用披萨时它的卖相不至于太差，那么一定要在装袋前就抓住它，因为肯德基尚未造出专门的披萨盒，意味着装袋后重力会把披萨弄得乱七八糟。
