6. Hot Pockets Sleeping Bag

A Hot Pockets sleeping bag is one of those things that exists, and you simply don't know why but now cannot imagine life without one. According to the description, its "Custom MicroWaav" insulation system ensures your extremities stay toasty."

7. JakPak (Jacket + Tent + Sleeping Bag)

Why carry a jack, tent and sleeping bag on your back when all these items can fold into one, wearable 3lb bundle? The JakPak is a three seasons tent built into a sleeping bag integrated into a jacket. Constructed of breathable but waterproof urethane and coated ripstop nylon/polyester fabric through the miracles of velcro-secured chambers, the jacket portion of the JakPak can unfurl to the body bag you see in the lead shot—complete with netting and armpit ventilation!

8. Human burrito

This creative and innovative sleeping bag designed by Oradaria can be easily transformed into a pillow, mattress, chair, or blanket. Made for kids and adults, "Blandito" is warm and extremely comfortable.

9. Egyptian Tomb Bag

Behold the mummy's sarcophagus and sleeping bag—hands down the greatest looking piece of outdoor gear I have seen in years and shame on US manufacturers for not designing something this cool. The Japanese company behind this Egyptian tomb is the same one responsible for the anatomical bag mentioned above.

10. Vagina Sleeping Bag

And finally, a vagina sleeping bag. This outdoor gear would look great next to the condom sleeping bag and pillow.