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Friends老友记 S03E18:The One With The Hypnosis Tape

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Friends老友记 Episode 318:The One With The Hypnosis Tape

The One With The Hypnosis Tape

[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]

Monica: (to Joey) What抯 so funny?

Joey: Oh, nothing, no. It抯 an acting exercise, I抦 practising my fake laugh.

Monica: Oh. (she laughs)

Joey: What-what抯 so funny?

(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)

Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, there抯 none of that in here.

Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.

Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.

Chandler: Okay.

(Chandler hands him the cigarette, and he takes a long drag.)

Gunther: Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit. (hands Chandler back the cigarette.)

Chandler: No-no, why don抰 you hang on to that one.

(He goes and sits down next to Rachel and puts a cigarette in his mouth, which Rachel takes away from him. He puts another cigarette in his mouth, and Rachel takes it away again.)

Chandler: Okay, that抯 like the least fun game ever.

Rachel: Well, I抦 really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)

Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)

Rachel: Come on, it抯 a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn抰 smoked since.

Ross: Pffhah.

Rachel: (to Ross) What抯 your problem?

Ross: Nothing, it抯 just that hypnosis is beyond crap.

Rachel: Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.

Ross: Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay.

Rachel: Oh right, 慶ause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks.

Phoebe: All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.

Chandler: Or what my Father called Thursday night.


OPENING CREDITS

[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]

Ross: Here you go.

Rachel: Oh, y'know what, I didn抰 want cinnamon on this.

Ross: Sorry. (To remedy that, Ross scoops the cinnamon off of the top with his hand.)

Frank: (entering) Hi!

Phoebe: Oh my God!!

Frank: Hi!

Phoebe: Frank! Hi!

Frank: How are you?

Phoebe: What are you doing here?

Frank: Oh, well y'know, I would抳e called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldn抰 find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...

Phoebe: What happened?

Frank: Ah, oh, the ah, vandalism.

Phoebe: But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?

Frank: Well, we got into a fight 慶ause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.

Phoebe: Your getting married?!

Frank: Oh, yeah!

All: Wow!

Phoebe: My little brother抯 getting married!!

Frank: Oh, I knew you抎 be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?

Phoebe: Do I?

Frank: Do you?

Phoebe: Yeah, I do, yeah.

Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) I抦 gonna, I抦 gonna get my ah, my fianc閑 man!

Chandler: Y'know, I would抳e bet good money that he抎 be the first one of us to get married.

Phoebe: Yeah, isn抰 it fantastic?

Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs don抰 you think he抯 a little young to get married?

Phoebe: What, he抯 18.

Ross: Exactly, it抣l be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.

Joey: Yeah, or-or to get a hooker.

Chandler: Always illegal Joe.

Frank: (entering with his fianc閑 Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc閑, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)

Alice: Y'know it-it抯 funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.

Phoebe: Yeah, I抦 a big surprise.

(Ross lets them both sit in his chair.)

Monica: So, um, how-how did you guys meet?

Frank: Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knight抯 ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.

Alice: And he was my best student.

Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.

Alice: Ohhh. (They embrace in a very passionate kiss.)

Chandler: If that doesn抰 keep kids in school, what will?

Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?

Alice: Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.

(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.)

Rachel: Oh my God!! Great!

Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure you抮e ready for that?

Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesn抰 want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, 慶ause y'know, it抣l be me. Right?

Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that there抯 an age difference between us.

Phoebe: Oh good! Okay. 慍ause you were acting like you didn抰.

Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?

(They both growl and hiss at each other and then kiss passionately again.)

[Scene: Chandler抯 bedroom, Chandler is listening to the hypnosis tape.]

Hypnosis Tape: You are falling fast asleep. Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. You are now completely asleep. You don抰 need to smoke. Cigarettes don抰 control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman.

[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch.]

Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year I抳e only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.

Rachel: Well, that shouldn抰 be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.

Monica: (to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?

Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you抮e given?慹m out.

Monica: Haven抰 you and I covered that topic?

Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you?

Monica: Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.

Pete: Well, if that were true, I抎 dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, don抰 you?

Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that ain抰 a pretty picture in the morning, y択now what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.

Monica: I mean really, think about it.

Pete: Ho-ho, I will.

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe.]

Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Frank抯 life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I don抰 want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, it抯 sick and wrong!

Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?

Phoebe: No-no, oh, I抦 fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking it抯 tongue down my little brother抯 throat!

Joey: Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.

Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think he抯 gonna enjoy it when he抯 up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-it抯 not fair to the babies, and y'know what, it抯 not good home economics.

Joey: Well, have-have you told him how you feel?

Phoebe: Yes. Not out loud.

Ross: Pheebs, if you don抰 tell him, soon he抯 gonna be married, and then you抮e gonna hate yourself.

Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he抯 gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I can抰. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.

Ross and Joey: No-no-no-no-no. (They start to turn away, but Phoebe stops them, and turns them back to face her.)

Phoebe: Come on, you guys, you have nothing to lose, I have everything to lose. Do you want me to lose everything? Everything?!

Ross and Joey: No.

Phoebe: Okay, I抦 gonna go get Frank. (exits)

Joey: So, we抮e walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, 揌ey, let抯 go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes,?remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, 揘ah, let抯 just hang out at your place.? Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are entering.]

Rachel: I think you should definitely go out with this guy.

Monica: Nah, he doesn抰 do anything for me.

Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?

Monica: Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids? (realises) All right, I get your point.

Rachel: All right.

Chandler: (entering, carrying a briefcase) Hi.

Monica: Hey.

Chandler: Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?

Monica: Uh, yeah.

Rachel: Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?

Chandler: Y'know what, pretty good.

Rachel: Yeah?

Chandler: Good! I haven抰 smoked yet today, I feel great, and-and-and confident, that is a stunning blouse.

Rachel: Thank you.

Monica: Here you go.

Chandler: Thanks

Rachel: Hey Mon, let抯 give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.

Chandler: What check thing?

Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so I抎 call him.

Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete?(quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?

Monica: That抯 Bill Clinton.

Chandler: Who抯 he huggin?

Monica: Oh my God! That抯 Pete! But why is Bill huggin?Pete?

Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!

Rachel: We use it!!

Chandler: There you go!!

Rachel: Oh my God, Monica抯 gonna go out with a millionaire.

Monica: I抦 not gonna go out with him.

Rachel: Oh my God, I can抰 believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.

Monica: Or incredibly offensive.

Rachel: Oh yeah, sure, that too.

(Chandler is putting on the Chap Stick the same way that women put on lipstick, including the bit with the piece of tissue.)

Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]

Ross: All we抮e saying is don抰 rush into anything.

Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. You抮e 18, okay, she抯 44, when you抮e 36, she抯 gonna be 88.

Frank: What, you don抰 think I know that?

Joey: Look, the point is, there抯 a lot of women out there you haven抰 even had sex with yet!

Ross: Yeah, he-he抯 right, he抯 right. This is your time y'know, yeah, you抮e young, you抮e-you抮e weird, chicks dig that.

Frank: Okay, but isn抰 sex better when it抯 with one person that you really, really care about.

Joey: Yeah, in a poem maybe.

Ross: No the man抯 right, that抯 what I had with Rachel.

Frank: You don抰 have it anymore?

Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.

Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?

Ross: It didn抰.

Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what I抳e got with Alice.

Joey: Now, wh-what, what is that like?

Frank: It抯 so cool man, it抯 so, it抯 just 慶ause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.

Ross: Yeah, yeah.

Joey: (to Ross) Why can抰 I find that?

Ross: Don抰 ask me, I had it and I blew it!

Joey: Well, I want it!

Frank: You can have it!

Joey: I don抰 know, maybe I can抰. I mean, maybe there抯 something wrong with me.

Ross: Oh, no! No!

Frank: It抯 out there man! I抳e seen it! I got it!!

Joey: Then you hold on to it!!

Frank: All right, man!!

Joey: All right, congratulations you lucky bastard! (hugs him)

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it抯 after Ross and Joey抯 talk with Frank, and Phoebe抯 is finding out what happened.]

Phoebe: (to Joey) You抮e Frank抯 best man?!

Joey: I couldn抰 help it, there love is so pure.

Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!

Ross: I抦 the ring bearer.

(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. He抯 just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell he抯 doing.)


COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Scene: Phoebe抯, Phoebe is opening the door.]

Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I抦 so glad you could come, 慶ause I抳e got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)

Alice: Oh my God, who died on this?!

Phoebe: Yeah, I know. It抯 a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me?

Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first we抣l start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesn抰 work we can go back to?br>
Phoebe: Y'know what, forget it. It抯 ruined.

Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we can抰 get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.

Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.

[Scene: Pete抯 office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]

Pete: Okay, that抯 great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.

All: Got it. Yeah all right. Yeah, okay.

(The intercom buzzes.)

Secretary: You have a Miss Monica Geller here.

Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, send her in. (Monica enters) Hi.

Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)

Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) I抣l-I抣l talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) I抦 sorry what?

Monica: Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?

Pete: Well, y択now, I never know how much to tip.

Monica: You抮e supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, what抯-what抯 the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?

Employee: Umm, I抦 still here.

Pete: (turns off the TV) You抮e taking this all wrong. Because, if I didn抰 leave you that tip, you wouldn抰 of come down here, we wouldn抰 be having this argument, and there wouldn抰 be this ah, heat between us.

Monica: What?!

Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. 慍ause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now we抮e like this-this couple that fights.

Monica: Okay, umm, you抮e a loon.

Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think you抮e great. Come on, what do you say?

Monica: I don抰 know.

Pete: Why not?

Monica: 慍ause I don抰 want to encourage this kind of behaviour.

Pete: One meal! That抯 all I抦 asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you don抰 have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.

[Scene: Phoebe抯, she is coming home. She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch.]

Frank: (hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no! Just put the mail down. It抯-it抯 me!

Phoebe: Okay. Whoa, sorry. Why were you just like all in the dark?

Frank: Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought I抎 curl up in it. Is that all right?

Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?

Frank: Oh, well just probably the worst one since I抳e been alive.

Phoebe: What umm, what happened?

Frank: Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off.

Phoebe: Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?

Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I don抰 see how I could all of the sudden be too young, 慶ause I抦 older than I was when we first got together.

Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I don抰, I don抰 know. But, y'know what, maybe it抯 just all for the best?

Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!

Phoebe: Oh, sweetie, oh. (hugs him)

Frank: Y'know, I just was finally happy y'know. For the first time in my life! After my Dad left me, and then, and then getting arrested for stealing those birds, and then, and then the whole punctured lung thing! I can, it抯 still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather, but with Alice all that stuff kinda went away. And now it抯, and now it抯 gone and I don抰 know why!

Phoebe: Uh, well I can tell you why. It抯, it抯 because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?

Frank: What?

Phoebe: Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn抰 be together, y'know. And you抮e gonna see it to, one day, you really, really will.

Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?

Phoebe: Okay.

Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didn抰 want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.

Phoebe: Okay, but.

Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought you抎 understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go?br>
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]

Rachel: Oh my God! The millionaire抯 here!

Chandler: (in a feminine way) Oh my God! (and he jumps all around)

Monica: Guys, please, I抦 just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?

Chandler: Okay, okay, just because he buys you dinner, does not mean you owe him anything.

Monica: I know!!

Chandler: Okay, then get the lobster!

Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!

Pete: Hi.

Rachel: Hi!!

Joey: Hey!

Ross: Hi!

(They抮e all staring at him, with big, huge smiles on their faces.)

Joey: Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?

Monica: And that抯 why, I抦 not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.

All: Oh-no-no-no-no?

Rachel: Just one drink?!

Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?

Pete: Hey, you like pizza?

Monica: Oh, that抯 sounds great.

Pete: I know a great little place.

[Cut to a shot of the coliseum in Rome, Italy.]

[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]

Pete: You抮e, hey, you抮e not paying for the pizza!

Monica: Oh come on, it抯 only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?

Pete: Ahh, I抎 throw another thousand on that.

Monica: Why, how much is that?

Pete: That抯 about 60 cents.

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it抯 the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]

Joey: Every night!!

(He starts to walk to the bathroom and hears the hypnosis tape from Chandler抯 bedroom.)

Hypnosis Tape: You do not need to smoke. Cigarettes don抰 control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. (Joey walks out smiling to himself.)

[Scene: Phoebe抯, Frank is watching TV, and he抯 very depressed as Phoebe enters.]

Phoebe: Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didn抰. There抯 someone here who can explain this better than I can.

Alice: Hi Frank.

Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.

Alice: Phoebe抯 right Frank. I know it抯 hard to hear, but it would抳e been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?

Phoebe: Yeah, but not just that.

Alice: Right, not just that. Umm, even though we love each other as much as we do, none the less?br>
Phoebe: None the less.

Alice: None the less. Umm, you抮e too young to, to really know what you want. (They embrace in a passionate kiss.)

Phoebe: That抯 right, exactly. (sees them) All right, it抯 a good bye kiss, that抯 good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what I抦 saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, I抳e decided I抦 gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).


CLOSING CREDITS

[Scene: Chandler抯 bedroom, he抯 listening to the hypnosis tape again.]

Hypnosis Tape: Cigarette抯 don抰 control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.

Joey: (He抯 recorded his voice on the tape) Joey抯 your best friend. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.

(Chandler wakes up and stares at the tape.)

END

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encourage [in'kʌridʒ]

想一想再看

vt. 鼓励,促进,支持

联想记忆
screen [skri:n]

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n. 屏,幕,银幕,屏风
v. 放映,选拔,掩

 
confident ['kɔnfidənt]

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adj. 自信的,有信心的,有把握的
a

联想记忆
stick [stik]

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n. 枝,杆,手杖
vt. 插于,刺入,竖起<

 
plain [plein]

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n. 平原,草原
adj. 清楚的,坦白的,简

 
embrace [im'breis]

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v. 拥抱,包含,包围,接受,信奉
n. 拥抱

联想记忆
chef [ʃef]

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n. 厨师,主厨

联想记忆
awkward ['ɔ:kwəd]

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adj. 笨拙的,尴尬的,(设计)别扭的

 
vandalism ['vændəlizəm]

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n. 故意破坏,故意破坏(艺术或公物等)的行为

 
scene [si:n]

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