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[00:01.00]-OLDER TED: Okay, where was l? -You were telling us how you met Mom.
[00:04.17]-ln excruciating detail. -Right.
[00:06.67]So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engaged.
[00:11.81]And it got me thinking, maybe I should get married,
[00:14.48]And then I saw Robin, She was incredible,
[00:18.38]I just knew I had to meet her, That's where your Uncle Barney came in,
[00:21.92]I suggest we play a little game I like to call, "Have you met Ted?"
[00:25.42]No, no, no, no, we're not playing "Have you met Ted."
[00:27.62]Hi, have you met Ted?
[00:30.53]So I asked her out, and I know this sounds crazy,
[00:33.36]but after just one date I was in Iove with her,
[00:35.90]which made me say something stupid,
[00:37.93]I think I'm in love with you.
[00:39.30]What?
[00:40.37]-Oh, Dad. -So then what happened?
[00:44.57]Nothing,
[00:45.91]I mean, I'd made a complete fool ofmyself,
[00:48.48]So, a week went by and I decided not to call her,
[00:51.38]So, you're not gonna call her?
[00:53.02]You went from "l think I'm in love with you"
[00:54.75]to "I'm not gonna call her"?
[00:56.02]I wasn't in love with her, okay?
[00:57.49]I was briefly in love with the abstract concept of getting married.
[01:00.86]It had absolutely nothing to do with Robin.
[01:03.59]-Robin? -Hey.
[01:04.83]Look who I ran into.
[01:06.33]Since when do you guys know each other?
[01:07.90]Oh, since about here.
[01:10.77]Lily recognized me from the news...
[01:13.27]-Hello, sailor. -They just got engaged.
[01:17.54]Well, I should get back to the station. See you guys.
[01:22.85]-Nice seeing you, Ted. -Yeah, you, too.
[01:24.88]Thanks.
[01:27.45]-Damn it! -What?
[01:28.68]-I'm in love with her. -No.
[01:31.55]As your sponsor, I will not let you relapse.
[01:34.02]-You blew it. It's over. Move on. -I don't know.
[01:36.59]I just have this feeling she's the future Mrs. Ted Mosby.
[01:39.86](SQUEAKlNG)
[01:41.53]Lily, you squeaked?
[01:43.30]She said something about me, didn't she? Come on, spill it, Red.
[01:46.60]Fine.
[01:47.97]So, what do we think of Ted?
[01:51.67]Ted's something else.
[01:53.41]Huh?
[01:54.61]I'm gonna spin that as good.
[01:56.08]Lots of guys are something, I'm something else.
[01:58.85]He comes on a little strong.
[02:00.45]But that's part of my charm.
[02:02.95]-But that's part of his charm. -Oh, totally.
[02:05.52]I mean, he's sweet, he's charming, he's just looking for something
[02:08.56]a little bit more serious than I am.
[02:10.39]I mean, the most I can handle right now is something casual.
[02:13.96]-This just stays between us, right? -Are you kidding?
[02:17.00]This flapper, Fort Knox.
[02:20.14]Oops.
[02:21.94]She wants casual?
[02:23.57]Okay, I'll be casual.
[02:25.74]I'm gonna be a mushroom cloud of casual.
[02:28.74]You know why? 'Cause it's a game.
[02:31.15]I wanted to skip to the end and do the whole happily-ever-after thing,
[02:34.02]but you don't get there unless you play the game.
[02:36.62]-So you gonna ask her out? -Yeah. No!
[02:39.36]I can't ask her out, because if I ask her out I'm asking her out.
[02:43.39]So how do I ask her out without asking her out?
[02:50.70]Did you guys get high?
[02:53.07]I got it. I don't ask her out.
[02:55.64]I invite her to our party next Friday.
[02:58.87]-We're having a party next Friday? -We are now.
[03:01.71]Casual.
[03:02.85]Yeah, 'cause nothing says "casual" like inviting a hundred people
[03:05.41]over just to mack on one girl. Oh, and Lily, that's my leg.
[03:10.79]You waited five minutes to tell me that?
[03:14.59]-All right, so call her up. -No, calling's not casual.
[03:17.89]I just got to bump into her somewhere.
[03:19.86]Now, if only I knew her schedule, I could arrange a chance encounter.
[03:23.07]That's great, Ted. You'll be the most casual stalker ever.
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