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[00:01.00]Unbelievable.
[00:03.10]That's just a recipe for disaster. They work together.
[00:06.00]-You jealous? -Oh, please.
[00:08.07]-What does Carlos have that I don't? -A date tonight?
[00:11.44](ALL JEERlNG)
[00:12.57]Stop the tape. Rewind, play it again.
[00:14.81](GlBBERlNG) A date tonight?
[00:17.88]I'm not sure I like her.
[00:20.18]Hey, don't you have a paper to write?
[00:21.85]-Dude, you're talking to the kid. -I know it.
[00:24.29]I'm gonna knock back this beer, I'm gonna knock back one more beer,
[00:27.96]I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna write a 25-page paper,
[00:30.93]I'm gonna hand it in and I'm gonna get a "A."
[00:33.26]My name is Rufus and that's the Troofus.
[00:37.13]OLDER TED: He got a B-minus,
[00:38.40]But, still, 25 pages in one night, B-minus? The kid was good,
[00:43.44]At least, let me buy you a beer. Come on, I'll buy everyone a beer.
[00:46.81]I'll help carry.
[00:53.11]-You know something, Ted? -What?
[00:54.68]You are a catch. You're gonna make some girl very happy.
[00:58.79]And I am going to help you find her.
[01:01.76]Well, good luck.
[01:03.76]I mean, maybe, New York is just too big a town.
[01:05.86]I mean, there's millions of people in this city.
[01:07.96]How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life?
[01:11.07]I mean, where do you even begin?
[01:16.20]Hi, have you met Ted?
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