-Sheldon：Okay, well, since I'm obviously being ignored here,
好吧，很显然我的意见被无视了，
let's go over the morning schedule.
我跟你讲一下早晨的时间安排。
I use the bathroom from 7:00 to 7:20.
7点到7:20之间卫生间归我用。
Plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly.
请你相应地安排你的洗漱和生理机能活动。
-Penny：How am I supposed to plan my bodily functions?
我怎么能安排自己的生理活动?
-Sheldon：I suggest no liquids after 11:00 p.m.
我建议你11点以后别喝水。

- Penny：Anything else should I know?
还有什么要我知道的吗？
-Sheldon：Yes, if you use my toothbrush,
有，如果你用了我的牙刷，
I'll jump out that window.
我就从那扇窗户跳出去。
Please don't come to my funeral.
请别来参加我的葬礼。
Have a good night.
祝你晚安。