Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!

Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...

Ross: The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro. We came on the wrong night.

Monica: I can't believe I forget a magazine.

Rachel: Come on, this might be good.

Phoebe: I don't know. The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!

Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.

Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I would have to say, your problem is quite clear.

All you want is a dingle,

What you envy's a schwang,

A thing through which you can tinkle,

Or play with, or simply let hang...