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Joey: (on phone) Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there! (He hangs up and to all.) That was my agent. (He tosses and catches the phone.) My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!
恩哼……恩哼……哦我的天！好的！好的，我会去！那是我的经纪人。我的经纪人刚给我找了一个角色……在Al Pacino 的新片中！
All: Oh my God! Whoah!
哦，我的天！哇！
Monica: Well, what's the part?
恩，演什么？
Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"
你会相信吗？Al Pacino！就是因为他我才想当演员！“我乱来？呸，你才乱来！整个法庭都在乱来！”
Phoebe: Seriously, what-what's the part?
说正经的，是什么，你演什么？
Joey: "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
“就在我以为我已经出局的时候，他们又把我拽回去！”
Ross: C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?
别这样，说真的，Joey ，演什么？
Joey: ...I'm his (mumbles)
……我是他的
Rachel: You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
你是，你是“嘛嘛嘛”什么？
Joey: ...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.
……我是他的臀部替身。行了吧？我演Al Pacino 的臀部，好了吗？他进去淋浴，然后，我演他的臀部。
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God.
哦，我的天。
Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
别这样，你们这些家伙。这可是一部真正电影，而且是Al Pacino 出演，是部大制作！
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
哦不，这太棒了，这是……这是……要知道，这是你应得的，你奋斗了这么多年，终于可以跻身演艺圈了。
Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!
好吧，好吧，好了！笑吧，我不在乎！这对我可是个重大机遇！
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
你说得对，你说得对，确实是……那你会邀请我们大家去参加盛大的首映式吗？
Monica: Alright, alright, alright...
来了，来了，来了……
Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.
给。我想借点保湿乳液。
Monica: For what?
干什么用？
Joey: Whaddya think? Today's the big day! You got any tweezers? I think I have a rogue hair.
你认为呢？今天可是个大日子！你有镊子吗？我的头发太乱了。
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
哦我的天。好的，去浴室吧，想用什么都可以，只是千万别告诉我你在里面做什么。
Joey: Thank you!
谢了！
Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
Joey呢？他妈妈打电话来了。
Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
他在浴室。我想你最好别去！
Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates!
拜托，我们是室友！
My eyes!! My eyes!!
我的眼睛！我的眼睛！
Monica: I warned you...
我警告过你……
Rachel: Who is being loud?
谁在大喝大叫啊？
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
哦，可能是 Monica。嗨，听着，我想借点东西，Aurora 在这儿过的夜，我是真想给她弄点早餐。
Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh?
哦，你们整晚都在一起，啊？
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know..
对，恩，还剩20分钟了就该 Ethan了，所以，你知道……
Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?
哦，我怎么觉得有点酸溜溜的？
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. Oaky? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life?
不，没有，相信我，这绝对值。好吗？你知道在恋爱的时候，那些甜蜜的时刻会让你终生难忘吧？
Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh...
恩，和 Aurora.在一起的每一秒钟都是……而我刚刚却浪费了35秒钟跟你们这些人说话，所以，呃。
Monica, can you help me with the door?
Monica，能帮我开开门吗？
Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.
当然可以。哦，恩，Chandler？你知道，从前那个Monica可能会、可能会提醒你，刷洗有特弗龙的平底锅的时候要用塑料刷子……不过我不会。
