I totally need more sleep.
Or more coffee.
Wanna meet up at the grill later?
"And in an instant, her life was undone.
Everything she'd known disappeared,
Drifting into the summer sky."
He doesn't suck, huh?
You know this guy?
Yeah. He's my English teacher.
Oh, very cool. Me and him go way back.
We used to sleep together.
Bunk beds! College.
Do you have a name, fangirl?
Oh, Aria. Hardy.
What the hell are you doing here?
Well, I thought I'd get some face time
with the president of your fan club, apparently.
You two know each other?
Yeah, well, not as well as you two know each other.
I, uh, I heard about the bunk beds.
We just met, but I'm glad I sat next to her.
She kept kicking me so I wouldn't snore.
No, no, no, seriously,
how did you know about this?
I don't live in a cave.
I saw it on the website,
thought it was my duty to come heckle you.
I think I should be in a cave.
Was it really that bad?
No, it was beautiful.
And that metaphor at the end?
That was a metaphor?
I thought it was really about a kid who lost her balloon.
You also thought "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" was Mexican porn.
That's true.Books aren't his thing, you know?
He used to pay me in frozen burritos to write his papers.
You know what'd be great is if you told this same lame story
while I had a beer in my hand.