Listen, hate to interrupt, be we're kind of closed.
I was supposed to shut down the courts ten minutes ago.
Seriously? Can you just give me another five minutes?
Are you practicing for a tournament or something?
No, um. No, it's just a friendly game of doubles
不 不 只是跟我爸爸还有几位客人
with my dad and some guests.
Well, you and I have very different ideas of what's friendly.
That's an angry serve.
Well, it's been a long week.
Kind of been storing it up.
A strong slice is only half the battle.
You've got to kill it on the return, too, you know.
Well, I'm just warming up.
So I hook up with her in the library,
but you can't get serious
in the sociology stacks, right?
So I take her back to my dorm room.
I can't believe you're telling this story.
Let him finish. I want to hear.
She wants to hear!
So, I get her back.
You know, he's sound asleep, of course.
I get her shirt off, things are happening,
life is good, and then this geek,
right here, starts laughing in his sleep.
Now, he's done this before, but this chick,
she does not believe that he's asleep.
Which I was.
You laugh in your sleep?
Mm-hmm. That's cute.
It's better than snoring.
Right. Uh, you were up.
Ah, no. It's her turn.
Take it for me. I'm gonna grab some water.
Dude, you are so screwed.
It--it's not what you think it is.
Don't give me that look.
I didn't pursue this. It just happened.
And that makes it okay?