Really? You can rig the election?
Sorry, I have enough to do already, thanks.
饶了我吧 我的活儿已经够多了 谢了
I'm head of the committee,
half of which is out sick with the flu,
so I'll be restocking the ice and refilling the hummus bowl...
and trying to look cute
for my first official date.
Wait, you're bringing him to ?
So, this is real!
Look at her blush!
Damn! Now I have to come.
哇塞 既然这样 说什么我也得去
Seriously, you guys,
he's not gonna know anybody there,
so can you just do your best
to make him feel included?
No, we were planning on freezing him out.
All right, moving on.
Em, who are you gonna bring?
I think I'm gonna go stag.
I will, too.
Why don't you guys come together?
Oh, you'd make such a cute couple.
How did I just go from wearing mom jeans
to being Samantha Ronson?
Who cares who anyone goes to this thing with?
I mean, it's just a dance.
You should bring someone who you have fun with.
I might want to go with someone.
I just don't want people thinking it means more than it does.
Are you and Ben back together?
No. No, of course not.
So... who's the mystery dude?