I can't do this.
But you make me so hot.
No, I mean, I can't do this with you.
不 我是说 对你 我做不到
Girls like her don't approach guys like me.
Unless they have
deep-seated self-esteem issues
and a serious drinking problem.
Just play along, Lucas.
This is embarrassing. Why?
Because I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances
of a genetic splice between Barbie and Shakira.
It's just never gonna happen.
The point of this is to be prepared
for the situation when it does arise--
Mr. Mazarra, let's look at the facts.
I have the upper-body strength of screech,
and I spend my weekends playing Wii... alone.
I think my virginity is pretty well safeguarded.
Both of you, start again.
So, you wanna come up to my room?