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Ross:Sorry.
对不起。
Ross:Hi. Sorry I'm late. Where's, where's Carol?
抱歉，我迟到了。Carol在哪儿？
Susan:Stuck at school. Some parentteacher thing. You can go. I'll get the information.
学校有事，老师和家长间的事。你可以走了，我留下来上课。
Ross:No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know what's going on.
不，不，不。我想我应该留下来。我们两个都该知道这事情是怎么样的。
Susan:Oh, good. This'll be fun.
很好，一定会很有意思的。
Teacher:Alrighty. We're gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Moms, why don't you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mommy's head.
好的。首先是第三阶段基本呼吸练习。各位妈妈请躺下，教练们支撑妈妈们的头。
Ross and Susan:What? What? What?
什么？什么？什么？
Susan:I am supposed to be the mommy?
我该当妈妈吗？
Ross:Okay, I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time.
好吧，我再打一次精子牌。
Susan:Look, I don't see why I should have to miss out on the coaching training just because I'm a woman.
我不懂为什么只因我是个女人，我就得错过教练训练。
Ross:I see. So what do you propose to do?
了解，你说该怎么办？
Susan:I will flip you for it.
掷铜板。
Ross:Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads, heads!
掷铜板？不，不，不……头，头，头。
Susan:On your back... Mom.
躺下吧，妈。
Teacher:Alright, Mommies, take a nice deep cleansing breath.
各位妈妈们，请深深地吸口气。
Teacher:Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower.
很好，现在请想像你的阴道像花一样绽放着。
Chandler:Mr. D, how's it going, sir?
D先生，如何？
Mr. Douglas:Oh, it's been better. The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.
好多了，年度净值已经算出来了。
Chandler:And?
然后呢？
Mr. Douglas:It's pretty ugly. We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
奇惨无此，70年代之后没这么惨过。
Chandler:So what does this mean?
这代表什么？
Mr. Douglas:Well, we're gonna be lay off people in every department.
每个部门都得裁员。
Chandler:Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very dash.
听着，虽然我上星期迟到，我那天睡姿不良把头发睡塌。
Mr. Douglas:Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
不是你，放松。曾经开除某人吗？
Chandler:No,but that's not a problem. That's why my name's on the door.Do you know when I'm getting my name on the door？
没有，不过那不成问题。这就是我的名字在门上的原因啊。你知道我什么时候能在门上有自己的名字吗？
Mr. Douglas:I don't know. I put it in the thing.
我不清楚。我会记下来的。
Chandler:It's okay. So. who is it gonna be?
好的。那将会是谁呢？
Chandler:Nina? Nina. Nina. Nina.
Nina？Nina。Nina。Nina。
Nina:Are you okay?
你没事吧？
Chandler:Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please don't hate me.
当然。我今天叫你进来的原因是……请别恨我。
Nina:What?
怎么了？
Chandler:Would you like to have dinner sometime?
能约你共进晚餐吗？
