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Chandler: Hello Rachel.
好呀，Rachel。
Rachel: Get off.
下来。
Phoebe: Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
你们能想像操作钻床的我吗？
Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?
我不知道，你穿什么？
Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?
不知道，你为何想操作钻床？
Phoebe: Just for some shorttermwork. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.
只是暂时的工作，直到我找回部份的按摩客户。
Chandler: Pirates again?
又是海盗？
Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught a "massage yourself at home" workshop. And they are.
没那回事，我是个大笨蛋，我教他们“在家自己做按摩”，于是他们就真的都在家做了。
Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
嘿，Chan，她可以为你工作。
Chandler: Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
谢了，这是个好主意。
Phoebe: What... I could, I could do it. What is it?
我可以，是什么工作？
Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story.
我秘书这几周无法来上班，她去动消乳手术，一言难尽的波霸故事。
Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
我可以当个秘书。
Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
我不知你是否是这块料，因为这份工作得要表现“正常”，白天要尽量正常。
Phoebe: I could do that.
我能办到！
Rachel: What are you playing with?
你在玩什么？
Ross: Oh, it's my new beeper.
我的call机。
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
古生物学家要那玩意儿干嘛？
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'
恐龙紧急事件？救命啊，快来，他们还是绝种了。
Ross: No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55JIMBO.
不，是为卡萝生产买的，她随时可以联络到我，她只需拨个号码55一JMB0。
Chandler: A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid.
这号码真酷还能当孩子的名字。
Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later.
各位回头见了。
Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
去见Ethan小子？
Monica: Thank you.
谢谢。
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Ethan到底有多小？很小？
Monica: He's... our age.
年纪和我们差不多。
Chandler: When we were?
当我们还是……
Monica: Okay, he's a senior in college.
他是大学四年级学生。
Ross: College?
大学？
Joey: Rob that cradle.
老少配。
Monica: He is smart and mature and grownup.
他聪明，成熟，稳重。
Ross: Mature and grownup. He is a big boy.
稳重和成熟，他是个大男孩。
Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
这位小朋友不在乎你的年纪？
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Because I told him I was 22.
当然不在乎，因为我告诉他我22岁。
All: What?
什么？
Monica: Oh, I can't pass for 22?
我不像22岁？
Phoebe: Well, maybe 2526.
25，26还说得过去。
Monica: I am 26.
我今年26。
Phoebe: There you go.
这就对了。
