Um... oh, no thank you.
I don't drink anything that's not shrink-wrapped.
So who am I here to scare off?
What? The creep that's been bothering you...?
Oh! Right. Um--
Yeah, it's that guy over there.
Hi, Toby. Hi, Ms. Marin.
你好 托比 你好 玛琳女士
Toby, this is Ted.
Howdy. Nice to meet you.
Me too. You're a very lucky man.
What?! No. No, we're--we're not-- um, yeah.
什么 不 不 我们俩不是
We're just friends.
What do you say we try to find the grown-up beverages?
Don't kill the messenger, but they're not serving alcohol.
Oh. Right. Church.
Maybe we should find someone with a beard
who can do that whole turning-water-into-wine thing.
If not, would you settle for a root beer?
Do you think it will ferment if we let it stand long enough?