You forgot to tell Vanity Fair that you moved.
More importantly, what is that?
Uh... nothing. Impulse buy.
I... kind of have a date tonight.
You heard me.
I met somebody, on that website that you made me join.
Oh, that's awesome!
Well, why didn't you tell me?
Because if I mention it beforehand,
I may be more nervous than I already am.
You do not need to be nervous.
That is easy for you to say.
you have dated within this century.
So, who is he, where does he live,
那么 他是谁 住哪儿
and what is the hair situation?
Plenty, and it's on his head.
Excellent. Nice eyes?
Yes. Kind of smiley.Think,
I don't know, like silver fox.
That's-- that's what you're wearing?
Well, I thought it was.
Is it too much for a coffee shop?
Wait, why am I asking you?
You wear forks as earrings.
No, no, no, I like it.
I do, and it's pretty daring for you.
And please, do not wear a scarf with it.
What makes you say I would wear a scarf?
Because I have known you 100% of my life.