If you want to be a writer,
you don't want an albatross like that around your neck.
Right. And what if your last name was Hemingway?
Then I would be Ezra Hem.
Sounds like you're clearing your throat.
You know, you don't have to go
to this thing tomorrow night if you don't want to.
Are you kidding? I do.
I mean, the Osgood and your mom?
Did you notice how she never sat down?
I noticed her diamonds.
Well, in the divorce she got custody the jewelry.
What does she know about us?
Well...she knows that I love you.
That's a good start. What else?
I told her that we didn't start seeing each other
until after I left Rosewood High.
You lied to your mother.
Wasn't the first time.