You never know what you're gonna get.
People either love you
or they don't remember your name.
Look at Jason--
He won't return my phone calls, and we dated for how long?
Jason's just going through a really rough time right now.
Wait. I've been here before.
We both have. This is Noel Kahn's cabin.
Yeah, Eric does have a little brother, doesn't he?
Tell me, does douchebaggery run in the family?
Is Noel gonna be here?
I'm betting he doesn't think we are. Something wrong?
No. Nothing. Just... weird history with Noel.
What kind of weird history? They used to date.
I wouldn't exactly call it-- it ended really badly.
Oh, so it does run in the family.
Listen, I understand the hex of the ex, believe me.
But Noel's gonna be one of two hundred people at this party,
If he even shows.
And we drove all this way,
so I say we go in, find Steven and give him your application,
and if it's totally awkward we can bail, okay?
And I brought friends.