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Professor Crawley: Don't knock. Just walk in. Why be polite to the world's leading expert on the dung beetle?
不敲门。直接进来。何必要跟研究屎壳郎的世界知名学者矜持呢？
Sheldon: Excuse me, are you Professor Crawley?
抱歉。您是Crawley教授吗？
Professor Crawley: Who wants to know?
你是谁啊？
Sheldon: I'm Dr. Cooper from the Physics Department.
我是物理系的Cooper教授。
Professor Crawley: Couldn't wait, huh?
等不及了，是吗？
Sheldon: I'm sorry?
什么意思？
Professor Crawley: I haven't even packed yet, and you're already measuring my lab for one of your godless laser machines.
我还没打包呢。而你就来看实验室是否放的下你那可恶的激光器械了。
Howard: No, you don't understand. We just want to ask you a question.
不，你不明白。我们只是想问你个问题。
Professor Crawley: Let me ask you one first. What's a world renowned entomologist with a doctorate and 20 years of experience to do with his life when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh?
让我先问你一个吧。有一位享誉全球的昆虫学家他有着博士学位从业20年呕心沥血当大学要撤消其实验室经费时，他该怎么做？
Raj: Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable?
问人复杂的问题让人不舒服吗？
Professor Crawley: What's your deal? Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore?
你又是来干嘛的？是打算把我的工作外包给班加罗尔吗？
Raj: I'm from New Delhi. Maybe you should find another entomologist.
我是从新德里来的。或许你应该另请高就。
Sheldon: No, no. We're here. Let's settle this. Professor, can you identify our cricket?
不，不。我们都来了。就这样吧。教授，您能辨别蟋蟀品种吧？
Professor Crawley: Of course I can. I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet. Not that that's going to keep me from having to move in with my daughter in Oxnard. And we're not talking Oxnard at the beach. No! We're talking Oxnard in the onion fields.
当然可以。我可以鉴别世界上所有的昆虫和节肢动物，逼我搬到Oxnard和女儿一起住的家伙们。除了那些不是海滩边的那个Oxnard !不是! 是洋葱地里的Oxnard。
Howard: Well, could you look at Toby?
那么，您能看看Toby吗?
Professor Crawley: Toby? What a stupid name for a cricket.
Toby？叫一只蟋蟀这个这名字真难听。
Sheldon: Told ya.
跟你说过的。
Professor Crawley: It's a field cricket.
这是只常见的黑蟋蟀。
Howard: Yes!
没错!
Sheldon: No, no, wait. Dr. Crawley, are you sure?
不，不，等等。Crawley博士，你确定吗？
Professor Crawley: Young man, I've been studying insects since I was eight years old.You know what they used to call me in school? Creepy Crawley.
年轻人，我从八岁开始就在研究昆虫了。你知道以前他们在学校怎么叫我吗？怪人Crawley。
