the man that you hit with our leftover pizza.
Yeah, desperate times call for desperate measures.
I went for the one really crazy thing I knew
would cause maximum trouble.
You hit on your physics teacher. Who is very attractive,
in an intellectual cougar sort of way.
Well, did it work?
Academic suspension and an irate husband.
That's why I'm hiding here.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Look, before Ezra, my family was as predictable as the tides.
One day Ezra just had enough and walked out.
My mom hurled lightning bolts, but he survived.
And more important, he found you.
He found you and said, "That's who I want."
You're the most amazing part of this.
That's why my mother hates you.
Why? Because you're unexpected.