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Everything must be perfect.
一切都要力求完美
Tonight's the night I meet my damsel.
今晚我将会遇到我的梦中情人
It says so right here in the book.
书里就是这么说的
Princely Rule Book, Section 12: "On his 21st birthday...
“王子章程”第12节 “在他21岁生日时…”
every prince must host a ball to find a damsel...
每一位王子都要举办舞会选美
preferably blonde, who is either imprisoned...
必须是完美的金发美女 要么被囚禁
cursed or distressed."
要么被诅咒了，或者伤心欲绝
Great. Our downstairs neighbor, the Airhead Formerly Known As Prince.
太棒了，这就是我们楼下的邻居 一度被称为王子的蠢货
There's gotta be something better on.
应该发生更好的事才对
There's Rapunzel...
长发公主蕾凡莎
single-handedly keeping the kingdom's shampoo industry in the black.
靠她一人就能让王国的 洗发水工厂活下去
Apparently, her people have yet to master scissor technology.
显然她未来还会进军剪刀业
Little Red Riding Hood.
还有小红帽
Every wolf's favorite between-meals snack.
是狼最喜欢的小点心
And then there's Rumpelstiltskin.
再来是侏儒怪
Still trying to get the baby.
一直想得到那孩子
Don't ask me why he wants a baby.
你可别要问他为什么想要孩子
Messy diapers and the drooling and the this and the
- 还有恶心的尿布，满身的口水等等
- Can we limit the editorializing? - Munk. Mambo.
- 能不能少在哪儿高谈阔论？ - 蒙克，曼波
It's time for my vacation.
我要休假去了
