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Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpaper's a little faded, that's okay. Carpet's a little loose. Hardwood floors!!
你们看！壁纸有点褪色，没关系。地毯有点翘起来，硬木地板?
Hey!
嘿
Hello.
哈罗。
Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It's so beautiful.
莫妮卡，太漂亮了！
I know!!!
我知道
So, I'm here, ready to play.
我要来玩了
Okay.
好的
I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha.
我带了一堆东西来，看喔
What's this?
这是什么?
That's a dog, every house should have a dog.
狗狗，每栋房子都应该有狗
Not one that can pee on the roof.
不能大到可以在屋顶上撒尿
Well, maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
也许是因为房子盖在辐射废料掩埋地上
And is this in case the house sneezes?
这是房子打喷嚏用的?
No, no, that's the ghost for the attic.
不是，那是阁楼里的鬼
I don't want a ghost.
我不要鬼
Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.
谁都不想闹鬼，但是这里闹鬼，因为房子盖在印地安古坟场上
Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.
慢着，这栋房子盖在辐射废料和印地安古坟场上?那是不可能的
Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.
显然你太不了解美国政府了
