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Erica Albright's a bitch.
Erika Albright是个贱人
Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht,
你觉得这是因为她家把姓改成Albrecht了?
or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches?
还是因为你觉得 所有波士顿大学的女生都是贱人?
For the record, she may look like a 34C,
记录一下 她上围大概有34C
but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret.
但这是她拜托她在"维多利亚的秘密" 那里的朋友的结果
She's a 34B, as in barely anthing there. False advertising.
她其实只有34B 胸上连点儿肉都没有 虚假广告而已
The truth is, she has a nice face.
其实她空有一张漂亮脸
I need to do something to take my mind off her.
我得做点儿什么 不想她了
Easy enough, except I need an idea.
这事儿不难 只是需要一个点子
I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
我有点儿喝多了 我没撒谎
So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m. And it's a Tuesday night? Billy.
那如果现在不是周二晚上的10点 又会怎么样? Billy.
The Kirkland facebook is open on my desktop,柯克兰宿舍的相片簿已经放在我桌子上了
and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.
某个拥有这样一本可怕的影集的人
Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures
Billy Olsen就坐在这儿 有了个点子 把其中一些照片跟家畜的照片 放在一起
next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter.
让大家评一评哪个更性感
Good call, Mr. Olson.
好主意 Olsen先生!
