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Hey. See you later. - Hey, dad.
嘿 我上班去了 - 嘿 老爸
Before you go, can I ask you something?
在你走之前 我能问你件事吗
Oh, ask your mother. - Why can't I ask you?
哦 你还是问你妈妈去吧 - 为什么不能直接问你呢
Well, because whatever answer I give you,She's gonna tell me it's the wrong one.
呃 因为不管我说什么,最后对的永远是你妈妈
Wow, dad. When did you become so afraid of mom?
哇 老爸 你什么时候变得这么惧内了
I... ask your mother.
这个 还是问你妈妈吧
Hey, mom, can I ask you a question?
喂 老妈 能问你个问题吗
Okay, why can't people learn to use their car alarms?
我服了 这年头让自己的汽车报警器别乱吵有那么难吗
Turn it off, jerk! - Uh, mom, that jerk is you.
把那玩意关掉 混蛋 - 呃 妈 你貌似是在骂自己
What? - That's your car alarm.
啥 - 那是你自己的汽车上的报警器
Oh, well, that's entirely different.
哦 这样子啊 那就要另当别论了
Why is it going off? - That's why.
怎么突然自己响起来了 - 那就是原因
Uh-oh. Charlie's going through her button-pushing phase.
哦噢,小查莉正学着按按钮呢
Isn't it adorable? - Yeah yeah, real cute baby.
很可爱 对吧 - 对 对 确实很可爱
Can we get back to me now? - Okay, honey, what is it?
闲话能就此打住么 - 对不起 儿子 你有什么事啊
The kids at school are teasing me again.
学校的那群同学又拿我开涮了
About your hair? - No, about my bike.
是因为你的头发吗 - 不 是因为我的自行车
What's wrong with my hair? - Nothing.
我的头发怎么了 - 没什么
It worked when you were five, it works now.
你的发型从五岁开始就一直这样 挺合适的
Okay, now what about your bike?
好了 说说你的自行车怎么了
It's lame. I need a new one.
那车太逊了 我要买辆新的
Oh, a new bike, huh?
哦 你要辆新车 是吧
Ask your father. - Really?
要你爸跟你买去吧 - 真的
No, I'm just kidding.
不 我显然是在开玩笑
You can't have a new bike.
我不会给你买新车的
Everyone knows your bike is a statement of who you are.
大家都说一个人的车代表了这个人的地位
My bike says "this guy is a total geek."
而我的车则是在赤裸裸地告诉别人 车主是个傻瓜
Same thing your haircut says.
你的发型也是一样的
