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Hey!
嘿!
What’s wrong Mon?
Monica，怎么了?
Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
噢，那个餐馆的所有人都恨我。
Is it because of the review you wrote or something new?
是因为你写的评论或别的新东西之类的吗？
It's the review.
是评论。
Oh.
噢。
I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day,
本来我想我的人缘好起来了，今天一整天人们都对我笑。
I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chef’s hat.
我开始工作，然后发现他们在我的厨师帽上写了这个。
Hey, maybe they meant to write, ‘Quiet, bitch.’
也许他们想写：“安静，婊子”。
Hey, honey! What’s the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.)
嘿，亲爱的! 怎么了?
Fine, I was just trying to be nice!
好了，我只是想礼貌的打个招呼!
I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the seesaw with me.
自从幼儿园后我就没被这么捉弄过了。当时他们找来一个高中生，和我玩翘翘板。
I mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would…
他们想尽办法来赶我走，如果我对其他什么工作感兴趣的话，我会走。
But this is something I’ve been waiting for my whole life.
但是这是我一生都想从事的职业。
Well, wait a minute, you’re the boss!
哦，等一下，你才是头儿!
Why don’t you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
为什么你不吼他们，或者解雇他们？
I would love too, but I can’t!
我是想这么来着，可是我做不到!
I mean I just can’t, you know that I’m not good at confrontation.
我总是在对峙中败下阵来。
Hey, you know what you can do?
嘿，你知道你该怎么办么?
I remember reading about this director,
我记得我曾读过一个导演的书。
I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody,
好像是Orson Wells，他会在电影开拍的时候雇一个人。
Just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who’s boss.
然后在大伙面前解雇他那样那些人就明白了，谁才是头儿。
Hey,Mon! I’m not doing anything, why don’t you fire me?
嘿，Monica! 我正好没事做，要不你开除我?
That’s a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
好主意! 但你知道怎么当侍应生么?
Good enough to get fired.
只要会被解雇不就行了？
All right, you’re hired!
好的，我雇你了!
Hey! That must be why I got fired last week!
嘿! 这就是我上个礼拜被炒的原因了!
Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
Orson Wells是不是也掌管Burger King的生意?
Yes.
是的。
