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Ever since I was a kid I always loved comedy
自打小时候我就爱看喜剧
I loved cartoons
我爱看卡通片儿
I loved sitcoms
也爱看情境喜剧
Sunday's supposed to be my day of rest,you know
礼拜天本该好好休息的我
But most of all I loved stand-up comedians
不过最喜欢看的还是单口相声
Michael Jackson kept his sunglasses on He had to
迈克.杰克逊不得不老戴着太阳镜
Cyndi Lauper kept shining in his eyes
因为Cyndi Lauper不停的在放电
All right,you all time to go to bed
行了 是时候睡觉了
Ma,can I stay up and watch 'til the end?
妈 我能把剩下的一点看完吗
It's almost over
马上结束了
All right Drew and Tonya,go
行 Drew和Tonya去睡觉
Good night
晚安
And Prince didn't show up
Prince未曾露面
He doesn't like to go anywhere where the cast outnumbers his bodyguard
因为他打死都不去比他保镖还多的地方
What I didn't know was that my parents loved comedians,too
不知道的是 我爸妈也爱这个
You knew it in your heart you haven't washed your hair
你心里知道 你压根就没洗过头
So one night the time was right
在一个美妙的夜里
he asked her,he said, "Honey,would you marry me?"
他向她说 "亲爱的 嫁给我好吗?"
She said "wooden eye?"
她说 "wooden eye?" (谐音would i 源自木眼大鼻笑话)
I can't say what he just side
我不能说他当时在讲了些什么
but it was the first dirty joke I had ever heard
不过那可是第一次接触荤段子
"Geez,baby,what time do you have to be home?"
天那 宝贝 你啥时候才在家里?
And it wasn't the last
当然不是世界末日
She said "Christmas..."
她说 "圣诞节吧..."
A lot of kids would get in trouble sneaking out of bed trying to listen to dirty jokes
许多孩子因为躲床里偷听荤段子而惹上麻烦
I ended up getting a career
可我却因此找着了道儿
I risked a beating trying to hear one side of that Redd Foxx album
我冒着被揍的危险 听完了Redd Foxx录音的一面
Now I was risking my life trying to hear the other side
现在我要冒着生命危险去听另一面
Now,I know it was wrong to sneak behind my parents back
现在我知道背着爸妈
and listen to dirty records
去听荤段子是不对的
