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Can you hold this gun?
你能拿着这把枪吗?
Michael what are you doing here? Michael
你来这里干嘛?
Stopping a home wrecker
阻止家庭悲剧
You trying to break me and Momma up
你想拆散我和老妈
It's time for her to come home
这时候她也该回家了
I'm hungry
我饿了
Hey Mr. Omar
嗨 Omar先生
Yeah,so how did the fellas work out?
那些伙计怎么样了?
They didn't
不咋地
Who's this? I'm Lester
他是? 我叫Lester
You know,you're much younger than I thought you would be
你比我想象的要年轻啊
Slow down,lowdown
等等 等等
You're not coming to meet me
你不是来见我的
You're coming to meet my mother
你是来见我妈妈的
Well,if she looks anything like you
嗯 她要是有一点像你
this could work out
那事就成了
Calm down,Billy Dee she don't want your Colt 45
冷静 Billy Dee 她可不想听你的热潮冷讽 (著名黑人影星 主演少妇杀手)
Well,if you talk to her like you talking to me...
如果你和她说话像和我说这样
it just might
那也成了
Where you been?
去哪儿了你?
I'm sorry I'm late I was in detention Detention?
不好意思迟到了 我被关了禁闭 禁闭?
For what?
什么事?
I was telling Redd Foxx jokes in class
我在班上讲了Redd Foxx的笑话
Redd Foxx?
Redd Foxx?
As dirty as he is
够荤的他
I know your mother didn't let you listen to that
我知道你老妈不会让你听那些的
Nope. I snuck and listened to it while they were asleep
是啊 我在他们睡了后才偷偷听
Oh,you got a little sneak in you,huh?
哈 偷偷摸摸的听啊你?
Yeah,I guess
是啊
You know I used to write jokes for somecomedians back when
我曾经也给一些喜剧演员写过笑话
You did?
你写过? 嗯哼
I got a joke or two on most of these albums here
这些专辑里每张都有我写的一两个笑话
Really? Well,can I listen to them?
真的 我可以听吗?
Sure
当然
But some of this material is a little blue
但是有些是比较荤的哦
Blue?
荤?
Yeah,filthy
嗯 色色的
So if you hear something you ain't supposed to hear
如果听到不该听的东西
turn it off
就关了它
Don't be so strict old man
别那么严 老男人
I'm gonna make a slopper
我去冲杯奶昔
You want one?
你也要吗?
Nah,I'm all right
谢谢 不要了
"Moms Mabley?
Moms Mabley?
"Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
George Carl in Class Clown"
George Carl之 班级小丑
Yeah,there are 400,000 words in the English language
英语里有40万个单词
and there are seven of them you can't say on television
其中有7个不能在电视上说
They must really be bad...
那可是相当的坏...
