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Max.
麦克斯
It's the woman at table 2's 50th birthday
二号桌的女士今天五十大寿
and her husband wants us to sing to her.
她丈夫请咱们帮忙唱生日歌
If I had a dollar every time a man asked me to do something to his wife,
每次帮男人对他老婆"做件事"就有一块钱的话
I'd be a millionaire.
那姐早是百万富翁了
I remember when Happy Birthday first came up.
我还记得生日歌刚出来那会儿呢
I never thought it would catch on.
真没想到它居然能传唱至今
Go!
快去
And smile.
真心的微笑
When you fake smile, everybody else fakes smile back.
你以假笑对世界，世界会回报以假笑
Nobody wants to hear that lame song.
没人会想听这首恶俗的歌
If we want to humiliate her in public,
要想在公众场合羞辱她
why don't we go over there and pull her top down?
直接扯掉她上衣不更好吗
Come on, let's just go sing and make the best of it.
来嘛，咱们就过去好好唱一下
Hi. Ready?
你们好，准备好了吗
One, two, three...
一，二，三
Happy birthday to you...
祝你生日快乐
Whoa!
搞毛啊
Ma'am, I apologize.
女士，我郑重向您道歉
It's hard enough your husband took you to a diner on your birthday
被老公带来破餐馆过生日已经够不堪了
and now you have to listen to white Mariah?
不能再让您忍受白人版玛丽亚·凯莉的折磨
No!
门都没有
Cupcake's on me.
小蛋糕算我送的
To yoooooooou
快乐哈
