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Ross: Hi. -All: Hey. -Ross: Sorry we're late. We were...Well, there was touching.
-嗨。-嗨。-对不起，我们迟到了。我们在…… 我们发生过接触。
Paulo: Hey, Ross! -Ross: Hey, Paulo! What a.... What are you doing here? -Paulo: I do Raquel!
嗨，罗斯。-嗨，保罗。真是…… 你在这里干什么？-跟瑞秋做爱！
Ross: So he's back? -Rachel: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
他回来了？-对，他回来了。有什么问题吗？
Ross: No, not a problem. -Rachel: Good. Glad it's not a problem.
没，没问题，-很好，很高兴没有问题。
Phoebe: Okay. You're gonna have to not touch my ass.
好吧，你不能再碰我的屁股！
Chandler: Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension...I got pants needed to be altered.
尽管有美味的面包，与浓厚的紧张气氛…… 我要去改裤子了。
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
哦，喂，钱德勒，你见到法兰基时替我问个好，他会明白我的意思。
Chandler: You sure he is able to crack that code?
你确定他能解得开密码吗？
Monica: It's funny. The last time Paolo was here, my hair was so much shorter cuter.
上次保罗来这里时，我的头发要可爱多了。
Phoebe: All right. Ok.
好吧，好吧。
Phoebe: But you have to promise that you will not be all like controlly and bossy......and all Monica about it.
但你要保证不会挑剔与专横…… 不会拿出莫妮卡的作风。
Monica: I promise. -Phoebe: All right, let's see.
我保证好。-好吧，让我看看。
Phoebe: Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't. But I promise, none of you will feel a thing.
现在，你们有一些会被剪掉，有些不会。但我保证绝对不会痛。
Phoebe: All right. That's it. I quit. -Monica: What? I didn't say anything!
好吧，就这样吧，我不干了。-怎么了？我什么都没说啊！
Phoebe: Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person.
是，但这不是一张信任的表情。
Phoebe: Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know......doesn't trust a person.
好吧，这是一张，你知道的…… 不信任人的表情。
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
对不起，对不起，菲比，这只是比我们说的要短了一点。
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
你放轻松好吗？我知道要怎么剪。他的发型就是这样。
Monica: How who wears it? -Phoebe: Demi Moore.
谁的发型就是这样？-黛米摩儿（影星）
Monica: Demi Moore is not a "he." -Phoebe: Well, he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10.
黛米摩儿不是一个“他”。-他在《阔公子》 与《十全十美》的电影中都是一个“他”。
Monica: That's Dudley Moore! I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!
那是杜德利摩尔！我说我要像黛米摩儿！
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! -Monica: Oh, my God! -Phoebe: Oh, God! Oh, my God! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
噢，天哪！-喔，我的天哪！-天啊！我的天，真对不起！对不起！对不起！
Phoebe: Which one is Demi Moore? -Monica: She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
黛米摩儿是哪一个？-她是女星！演过《揭露（桃色机密）》《不道德的交易》和《人鬼情未了》。
Phoebe: Oh, oh. She's got gorgeous hair. -Monica: I know! -Phoebe: Oh, my god!
哦，噢，她的头发非常美！-我知道！-哦，天呐！
Monica: That's why I wanted to look like her. -Phoebe: Oh, oh...I...You know, my mom's dead. -Monica: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
这就是为什么我想像她那样！-喔，喔，你知道的，我妈妈死了…… -啊，天啊！
Chandler: Well, this is what my butt must look like to a fly.
哦，我的屁股看起来像飞机一样。
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs? -Chandler: At least as long as I have the pants.
你的袖子要多长？-至少要跟裤子一样长的寿命。
Frankie: I just got that. Okay. Now we'll do your inseam.
我听懂了好。现在要量内缝。
Rachel: How is she? -Phoebe: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.
她的情况如何？-现在还不知道她在休息，这是好征兆。
Ross: How's the hair? -Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross. It doesn't look good.
头发怎么样？-我不会骗你的，真的很不好看。
Ross: There's nothing you can do -Phoebe: At this point, it's a waiting game.
-你不能做点什么吗？-此时此刻，最好是静静地等待。
Phoebe: I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
我在一边加上发夹，似乎能阻止卷曲。
Joey: Can we see her? -Phoebe: Your hair looks too good. I think It'd upset her.
我们能不能看看她？-你的头发太好看了，我觉得这会让她伤心的。
Joey: Ross, I want you to come on in. -Ross: Yeah.
罗斯，你去看看她好了。-好。
Joey: Well, how you doing? -Rachel: I'm okay.
你还好吗？-我很好。
Joey: Woo...That bad, huh? -Rachel: What?
哇哦，这么糟糕，嗯？-怎么说？
Joey: Look, Rach, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
听着，瑞秋，我可以感觉到女人难过脆弱的时候。这是我的天赋之一。
Rachel: Joey, when I saw him get off that plane with her...I really thought I just hit rock bottom.
乔伊，当我看到他与她一起下飞机…… 我以为我坠入了谷底。
Rachel: But today, it's like there's rock bottom...50 feet of crap...then me.
但如今，就像是谷底下面还有五十尺厚的垃圾……然后才是我。
Joey: You gotta tell Ross how you feel. -Rachel: Come on, how can I just tell him? What about Julie?
你必须告诉罗斯你的感受我怎么能告诉他？-那茱莉怎么办？
Joey: What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.
又怎么样？他们才在一起两周。罗斯已经爱你十年了。
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know. -Joey: Rach, Rach…
我不知道，我不知道。-瑞秋，瑞秋。
Joey: I've been with my share of women.
我交往过很多女人。
Joey: I've been with a lot of people's share of women.
我交往过很多别人的女人。
Joey: But the point is...I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. -Rachel: Really?
但重点是…… 我从来没有对任何人 像罗斯对你这样专情。-真的吗？
Chandler: Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec?
喂，意大利同胞！我能跟你谈一下吗？
Chandler: Your tailor...is a very bad man!
你的裁缝…… 是个大坏蛋！
Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?
弗兰基？你在说什么啊？
Ross: Hey, what's going on?
喂，怎么了？
Chandler: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
乔伊的裁缝…… 占了我的便宜。
Ross: What? -Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
-什么？-不可能！我去他那里十二年了。
Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was gonna do my inseam. Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite
算了吧，他说要量我的内缝。然后他的手沿着我的腿往上摸，然后就……
Ross: What? -Chandler: Cupping.
什么？-包住了。
Joey: That's how they do pants!
他们就是这样量裤子的！
Joey: First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side, they move it back, then they do the rear.
首先量一边把小弟弟推到一旁，然后量另一边，把小弟弟推回来，然后量后面。
Joey: Why? Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? -Ross: Yes, yes, it is. In prison!
怎么了？罗斯，你能告诉他么？裁缝量裤子不都是这样吗？-是的，的确是这样，是在监狱里！
Ross: What's the matter with you? -Joey: What? That's not? Oh, my God!
你是怎么搞的啊？-什么？不是这样？我的老天！
Ross: I'll put on a pot of coffee.
我去煮一壶咖啡！
Monica: Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.
就算是玛丽泰勒摩尔（七十年代的演员）也比这个要好。
Phoebe: Come on. It's not that bad. You never know. Bell bottoms came back in.
别这样，没那么糟，你不知道，喇叭裤又开始流行了。
Ross: Well, I like it. Yeah, I do. I think it's a 10!
我喜欢真的，我认为它“十全十美”（杜德利摩尔的电影）！
Monica: Thank you. My hair is very amused.
谢谢，我的头发很让人开怀。
Chandler: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. I mean, you could "get caught between the moon and New York City.
事情还可能更糟你可能会被“困在纽约月光中” （《阔公子》的电影台词）。
Chandler: I know it's crazy, but it's true."
我知道很疯狂，不过千真万确 （《阔公子》的电影台词）。
Phoebe: Thank you.
谢谢。
Ross: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach!
我要走了，瑞秋，再见！
Rachel: Wait, are you leaving?
慢着，你要走了？
Ross: Yeah. That's kind of what I meant by "bye."
是的。所以我才说再见的。
Rachel: Can I talk to you for a sec? -Ross: Okay.
我能不能跟你说一下话？-好。
Joey: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test.... -Chandler: That's okay.
当医生检查疝气时…… -那样做就没有关系。
Chandler: If your mechanic does it....
如果你的修理工这么做的话……
Ross: What's going on? -Rachel: Hum...Well, okay, first of all...Paolo and I are not back together.
怎么了？-嗯，好吧，首先保罗与我没有在一起。
Rachel: That was a stupid thing I did. And if I could go back in time and do it again...well, I wouldn't.
那是我干的一件蠢事。如果我能使时光倒转…… 我绝对不会这么做。
Rachel: Second of all.... What?
其次…… 什么？
Ross: Okay. Before I say anything, I just need to know is this one of those things for you break up with a guy...and then I tell you what I think...and the next day you get back together with the guy...and I look like a complete idiot? -Rachel: No, no no...
好吧，我要先问清楚，这是不是当你与男友分手…… 我告诉你我的想法…… 然后第二天你又重修旧好…… 我就变成一个大蠢蛋？-不，不，不是的。
Ross: Okay, well, then, I think the guy's scum.
好，那么，然后，我觉得他实在很烂。
Ross: I hate him. I mean, I actually I physically hate him. I always have.
我恨死他了。我是说，我真的很厌恶他。我一直很厌恶他。
Ross: And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. -Rachel: Really?
你值得更好的男人喜欢你。-真的？
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you...you know, who gets how funny...and sweet and amazing...and adorable and sexy you are.
你值得一个真正能欣赏你的人，了解你有多么幽默，多么温柔，多么体帖，多么美丽性感……
Ross: You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: "Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!"
每天早上醒来都会想着…… 天啊，我跟瑞秋在一起！
Ross: You know? Someone who makes you feel good. Like the way I do with Julie.
这个人能让你感觉非常好就像我与茱莉一样。
Ross: Was there a "second of all"? -Rachel: Huh...No, I think that was the whole "all."
还有你没说完“其次”吗？-呃，不，我想就这些了。
Ross: I gotta go, okay. -Rachel: Thanks.
我要走了。-谢谢。
Joey: No, I swear to God, Dad! That's not how they measure pants!
不，我向天发誓，爸！不是这样子量裤子的！
Julie: I was thinking of doing it shorter, you know like Andie MacDowell's haircut.
我想要剪个短发 就像安迪麦克道威尔（《四个婚礼一个葬礼》的主演）的新发型。
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, I could do that. -Julie: Really? -Phoebe: Yeah.
哦，是的，这我会剪。-真的？-是的。
Phoebe: Do you wanna do it now? -Julie: Great! OK! -Phoebe: OK!
你要现在就剪吗？-太好了！-好！
Julie: See you.
待会见。
Phoebe: Okay, I just wanna make really sure this time. -Rachel: Uh-huh, okay.
这次我要弄清楚。-呃呃，说吧。
Phoebe: Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
安迪麦克道威尔就是演 《四个婚礼一个葬礼》的人吗？
Rachel: No, no no no no no. That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. -Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Okay.
不是，不不不不不。那是罗迪麦克道威尔（《人猿星球》的主演）安迪麦克道威尔是演 《人猿星球》的那个家伙。-哦，是的。好吧。
Phoebe: Thank you. -Rachel: You're welcome.
谢谢。-别客气。
