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Rachel: Okay! You know what? I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. All I really needed was a plan. See I wanna have three kids.
你知道吗？为没有先生和小孩就不高兴，是很蠢的。我只需要一个计划。我想生三个小孩。
Phoebe: Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.
我猜，你是想一次生三个，而且给你弟弟生对吧？
Rachel: As I was saying. I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I'm 35. which gives me five years. So, if I wanna have my kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant.
就是说，我应该在35岁以前生第一个。这样我还有五年。如果我35时要生孩子，34岁前一定要怀孕。普拉达还四年时间帮我准备孕妇装！但是，我希望在怀孕时至少已结婚一年。
Monica: Really! That long? ! Look all you want, it's happening!
当真？这么久？你的心愿，在我们身上应验了！
Rachel: No, so I don't have to get married until I'm 33! That's three years, that's three whole years. Oh, wait a minute though. I'll need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and I'd like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged. Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm thirty.
我到33岁再结婚就好。我还有3年。不过，等一下。我需要一年半来筹备婚礼。我希望能认识这个人一年至一年半再订婚。这表示我必须在30岁时认识这个人。
Ross: Which is fine! Because you just turned twenty-eight!
没有问题，因为你才刚满28！
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! According to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
不！罗斯！问题大了！根据计划，我现在就应该和我要嫁的对象在一起了。
Joey: Will you quit hogging it!
该我了！
Rachel: I'm telling you it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
我告诉你，这就好像看着小鹿学走路。
Ross: You're drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be mad! Maybe I'm a little drunk.
你醉了！爸妈一定会大发雷霆！我好象也有醉意。
Joey: Hey! Are those crab cakes? Did I not tell you to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
嘿！那是蟹饼吗？我不是告诉你，蟹饼好了直接端给我？
Chandler: How are you feeling?
你感觉怎么样？
Monica: You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now!
你好帅！我想在此时此地和你嘿咻！
Ross: I really wish that you wouldn't.
你还是忍一忍的好。
Chandler: Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and don't talk to anyone.
再撑一下子，好吗然后我就抱你上床睡。保持微笑，不要和任何人说话。
Phoebe: Speech! Speech! Let's hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
讲两句！讲两句！让生日的姑娘讲两句！
Chandler: Pheebs!
菲比！
Phoebe: Don't you see? Everyone's looking at me! The plan's working! I didn't even have to take off my top yet!
看见吗？大家都在看我。阴谋得逞！我连上衣还没脱呢，就吸引了目光！
All: Speech! Come on Monica! Come on! Come on! Speech!
讲两句！莫妮卡讲两句！快！快！讲两句！
Mr.Geller: Hey Chandler, you can't keep your hands off her for one second!
钱德勒，你对她真是爱不释手呢！
Mrs.Geller: Oh-ho, I think it's nice.
这很甜蜜。
Chandler: I think it's necessary.
这很必要。
Monica: I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends.
感谢大家前来，各位亲朋好友。
Monica: I really like to say that I'm…
我真想说，我
Monica: You know what I'd really like to say? I'm drunk! That's right mom and dad. Your little Harmonica is hammered! And guess what! I've been drunk before! And I've smoked a cigarette! You know what! You know what! It's all okay. It's okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up.
知道我真想说什么吗？我醉了！爸妈，我不再是乖乖女！而且！猜猜怎么着，我以前也喝醉过。我抽过烟。你知道！你知道！没关系！没关系！因为我今天满30岁了。我想做什么就做什么！因为我是成年人了。
Phoebe: Okay quick, help me get this off!
好，快，替我脱掉！
Joey: Yeah!
好！
Phoebe: I lost a whole year! I can't believe it! This is so unfair!
我损失了整整一年！我不信！这太不公平！
Joey: Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay.
菲比，没有关系的。
Phoebe: Will it? Will it? ! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
是吗？是吗？如果你发现你突然31岁了，你会有什么感觉？
Joey: That's not gonna happen. No. Because we have a new deal!
不可能。我和上帝有了新约定！
Phoebe: Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
还有，这毁了我的计划！我还没做那些我31岁前想做的事。
Joey: Like what?
像什么？
Phoebe: Like okay. I haven't met any Portuguese people! I, I haven't had the perfect kiss! And I haven't been to sniper's school!
像是我还不认识任何葡萄牙人。完美之吻还是没发生。我还没去上狙击手学校！
Monica: Phoebe, you know why don't we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
菲比，上楼吃蛋糕好吧？
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? I'll see you guys later. Thanks.
我想单独呆一会，好吗？待会见，谢谢。
Rachel: Oh, poor Pheebs.
可怜的菲比。
Joey: Hey, you know what you guys? I think I'm gonna go walk her home.
嘿，伙计们知道吗？我想我得去送送她。
Monica: Oh man!
哦天！
Chandler: What?
什么？
Monica: He's gonna eat the cake!
他会把蛋糕吃了！
Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! Listen, close your eyes.
菲比！等等我！闭上眼睛。
Joey: That's one thing you can cross off your list.
你的心愿清单上，可以划掉一条了。
Phoebe: Oh yeah.
对。
Joey: Oh, and plus I'm 1/16th Portuguese.
另外我有1/16葡萄牙血统哦。
Phoebe: Oh!
哦！
Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? We're gonna pick it up and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? We're gonna lift the car and slide it out. Lift and slide!
好，大家都清楚了？我们要将它抬起来，然后移动它。我们要团结一心。抬起这台车。把它弄出来。抬起来滑出来。抬和滑！
Rachel: Ross, I really don't think…
罗斯，我真的不觉得这
Ross: Lift! And slide!
抬！滑出去！
Chandler: Okay, here we go.
好吧，开始。
Ross: All right everyone, lift! And slide!
好的，大家一起来。抬起来！滑出来！
Rachel: Hey Joey.
嘿，乔伊。
Joey: Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started!
拜托，瑞秋！才刚轮到我！
Rachel: Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.
其实我是要和泰格说话。
Joey: Oh. Okay. Hey, can I ride this outside?
好，我可以到外面溜吗？
Rachel: Whatever! Okay, I'm not your mother.
随你便，我又不是你妈。
Rachel: Not in the street!
不要到街上！
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
觉得怎么样？有没有觉得好一点？
Rachel: Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm…let's talk.
有，我很好，我我们谈谈。
Tag: What's up?
什么事？
Rachel: Oh Tag, you're such a great guy and we have so much fun together but I don't…
泰格你真是个好男人，我们在一起很开心。可是我
Tag: Wait! I think I see where you're going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing?
等一下！我想我知道你要做什么。在你说任何话之前，我可以先说一件事吗？
Rachel: Well said. And a good example of the fun I was referring to, but I just think I'm past the point where I think I can you know, just have fun.
说得很好。我们那么开心，有吻为证。不过我已经过了开心就好的阶段了。
Tag: Rachel, don't do this. This is just because you're turning thirty.
瑞秋，别这样。这只是因为你30岁了。
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But you're just a kid! I mean you're 25!
是的。而你只是个孩子！你才25岁！
Tag: Twenty-four actually.
其实是24岁。
Rachel: Oh God! You know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if I'm wishing for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.
老天！你知道我会许的什么愿？我希望你比现在大6岁。假如真要许愿，其实我希望自己年轻6岁。
Tag: Me too.
我也是。
Rachel: Yeah, I'm sorry.
是啊，对不起。
Chandler: Hey! How'd it go?
嘿！谈得怎么样？
Rachel: Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?
如果只要两个孩子，能不能把他再留一年？
Phoebe: You did the right thing.
你的决定没错。
Joey: I don't like this anymore.
我厌倦这玩意儿了。
Chandler: Well, here we are, just a bunch of thirty year olds.
我们在这儿，一群30岁的人。
Ross: Do you realize in ten years we're gonna be 40?
你知道再过10年，我们就40岁了？
Joey: Why God? ! Why are you doing this to us? !
为什么！上帝！这样对我们？！
Ross: Yes! My baby's finally free!
哈！宝贝车总算解脱了！
Joey: All right! Start it up! Let's go!
好极了！发动！我们走！
The Man In The Sportscar: How hot are we?
我们拉不拉风？
Ross: You wanna buy a car?
你要买车吗？
