the day I got a little brother started like any other day
我有了弟弟的那一天就像往常一样平凡
But little did I know
但那时我还不知道
My life would never be the same
我接下来的人生将会是截然不同的
Wake up little halflings! It's seven AM
起床 小不点 现在是早上7点
Wake up little halflings!
起床 小不点
Morning wizzie!
早上好 巫师先生
What great adventure lies in wait for you today?
今天又有什么样的奇妙冒险等着你呢
My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination
我的父母总说我的想象力太过丰富了
But I clearly remember
但是我清晰的记得
The baby was delivered in a taxi
那个宝宝是被辆的士载过来的
What the
什么鬼
Tim look who's here
蒂姆 看看谁来啦
Meet your new baby brother
见见你的小弟弟
Baby what?
小什么
Brother
弟弟
I had a million questions
我有一万个问题
Who is this guy? Why is he here?
他是谁 他为什么在这
What's with that outfit?
他这一身又是什么行头
Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me?
他为什么这么胖 为什么他盯着我看
Does he know karate? What's going on?
他难道会空手道 这到底是怎么一回事