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Hi Jimmy! It's the Jokes Oop!
嗨 小警长 我是小丑
Nobody calls you that
没人这么叫你
Yes, people do call me that
不 别人就是这么叫我的
Okay, listen up
好吧 仔细听好
ALL. Go, go, go!
快
At this very moment an unnecessarily complicated bomb is being attached to the inside of the main energy core
就在现在 一枚独家秘制的小丑炸弹正在连接能源的核内部
If the mayor isn't here in five minutes to negotiate the city's surrender, then I shall destroy Gotham City
我给你们五分钟的时间让市长乖乖地投降 否则我要毁掉整个哥谭市
I did something!
我要出名了
Doctor, that sounds frightening and overly complicated
博士 情况听起来很危险 也相当复杂
Talk us through it
跟我们说说
Well, I don't wanna scare any small children who may be listening, but it's a littleknown fact that Gotham City is built on a bunch of flimsy plates stuck together
希望不会吓到看新闻的孩子们 很少有人知道哥谭市所处的地壳板块极其脆弱
There's literally nothing beneath us except an infinite abyss that smells like dirty underwear
事实上我们的脚下什么都没有 只有臭气熏天的无底深渊
If Joker's bomb were to go off, these plates would break apart, plunging every Gotham citizen into the eternal abyss forever
如果小丑的炸弹爆炸 这些地壳板块就会分崩离析 到时候所有的哥谭市民都将坠入无底深渊
And you wouldn't want that now would you?
各位不想看到那样吧
Now get me the mayor! Joker out!
那就让市长出来马上见我
Madam Mayor, I cannot ask you to do this!
等等市长 您绝对不能去见他
Jim, did you find Batman? No, ma'am
警长 找到蝙蝠侠了吗 还没有
Then we have no choice
那我们别无选择了
The Joker has the upper hand. We have to surrender Gotham City
现在主动权掌握在小丑手里 我们必须立刻交出哥谭市
Oh, no
不
I'm sorry!
实在抱歉
