I'm gonna tell my mom what happened and then..
...I'll tell Jordan and if he still wants to marry me
then I'm ready.
So you're really doing this all by yourself?
Yvonne's been helping.
Please, I've banged my thumb more times than I've hit the nails.
- Hey, Caleb. - Hey, how are you?
-你好 凯勒 -你好啊
- I'm with you, by the way. - Really?
Yeah, I mean, I can jack a mainframe
with a screwdriver, but you give me power tools
I am the dumbest guy in the room.
When my eyes see a power saw
my mind sees a finger with no hands.
Yeah, and a chainsaw takes me straight to no arms.
How about a wood chipper?
Fargo! - Fargo!
And I see mulch.
That's because you don't watch TV
or go to the movies with me.
That's not entirely true.
- We stream. - Yes.
It's embarrassing, but we've been binging on "The Tonight Show."
Why is it embarrassing?
Fallon is hilarious.