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How are you tonight, Caroline?
今晚心情如何，卡洛琳？
Angry, frustrated, humiliated.
愤怒，沮丧，丢脸。
Just another tuesday at the diner.
餐厅每个周二的普通心情。
Hello, Carmen. Or is it "Caramel drizzle?"
你好，卡门。还是我该叫你"焦糖沫"？
Just so you know, that stunt will go on my professional work record.
让我告诉你，这场闹剧会上我的职业工作记录。
Oh, please. This diner's on your professional work record.
拜托。这家餐馆才会上你的职业工作记录。
And your record's clean. Eli expunged it because I gave him a couple of my ass xeroxes.
你的记录干净得很。伊莱删掉了，因为我给了他几张我屁股的复印件。
He's laminating them and using them as place mats. My idea.
他把那图塑封起来，要当餐垫用。我的主意。
For what, Max? Why'd you get me fired?
麦克斯，你为什么要害我被解雇？
Why'd I get you fired?
我为什么要害你被解雇？
Well, let me give you a "for instance."
那让我打个比方来说吧。
I once knew this girl who was so used to not failing that the first time she did,
我以前认识个女孩，她从不言败，而在她第一次失败后，
she got so scared, she forgot who she was and tried to be somebody else.
她吓坏了，她忘了自己是谁，并试图想成为别人。
And then she touched my breastesses.
然后她就摸我的胸部。
Look, it's cool if you don't want to join in on the cupcake dream,
如果你不想加入蛋糕梦也没关系，
but at least wait till you find another.
但至少你要找到别的梦想。
Don't hop on the first one that comes along. It's a dream, not a man.
别天上掉什么，你都扑过去。这是梦想，不是男人。
See? You are a dirty girl.
看吧，你果然下流。
I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
我是个肮脏下流的女孩。
Hey, cupcake quitters.
蛋糕放弃者。
Look, do you see what you've driven me to? Supermarket cakes.
看，你们害我沦落到什么地步了？超市蛋糕。
Sophie, you don't need to eat those. You can have one of ours.
苏菲，你不用吃那个。你可以吃我们做的。
Max's homemade cupcakes is back in business.
麦克斯自制小蛋糕重新开张了。
It would be cruel to kid me.
如果你骗我，那就太残忍了。
Nope. We're doing it differently this time. We are? How?
不会，我们这次要换个方式来。是吗，什么方法？
I have no idea. But for starters, you're my new junior executive executive's assistant.
我也不知道。但首先，我任命你为我的新行政主管行政助理。
I will knock you to the ground.
老娘要把你打得趴下。
Well, mama happy now.
老娘现在心花开呀。
