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What the hell is going on here? I mean, this is freaky even for me.
这到底是怎么回事？重口如我也觉得这场面太恶心。
Sophie, I can explain. I hired Caroline to redo my apartment
苏菲，我可以解释。我请卡洛琳来帮我重新布置公寓，
so it wouldn't be the dirty bachelor pad you were expecting.
好让它看起来不像你预期中的那种下流单身汉公寓。
But you are the dirty Bachelor that I'm expecting.
但你就是我预期中的那种下流单身汉。
And why would you hire Caroline? She doesn't know about sexy stuff.
为什么你要请卡洛琳啊？她根本不懂什么是性感。
She couldn't even figure out what we do with the bowling ball.
她甚至连我们拿那个保龄球来做什么都不知道。
Sophie, you should've seen what was in here.
苏菲，你真该看看这公寓之前的模样。
I mean, he had this anatomically correct real doll. He named Alexis.
他有一个符合人体仿真的性爱娃娃。还帮她取名叫阿丽西斯。
Yeah, well, she's very pretty.
是吗，她可真漂亮。
He had a sex swing.
他有一个性爱秋千。
Ooh, a sex swing. What are you gonna tell me now? That he had a water bed?
哇，性爱秋千。你接下来还要说什么？说他有一张水床吗？
I did. It had 1,500 tracer bulbs. It was hot.
我的确曾有。上面有一千五百个灯泡。非常香艳。
Well, who has it now? I wanna be with him.
那床现在在谁手里？我要跟他在一起。
Oh, hell, I'm tired of all this role-playing, so I'm just going to say it.
靠，我已经厌倦那些角色扮演了，所以我要直说。
Sophie, I am in love with you.
苏菲，我爱上你了。
Well, I haven't said this to a man in a very long time, but I like you a little bit.
我很久很久没对男人这么说了，但我有一点点喜欢你。
I don't know what she's talking about, Caroline. I think it's pretty.
我不懂她为什么这么说，卡洛琳。我觉得很漂亮。
You make everything prettier, even the dumb diner.
你让一切都变得更漂亮，连我那家傻逼餐厅也是。
Your diner's not dumb. I miss the diner.
你的餐厅才不傻逼。我好想它。
And it misses you. You can have your job back.
它也很想你。你可以回来工作。
Is it just 'cause I'm stoned, or did anyone else feel that deep connection between them?
是因为我现在嗨翻天，还是有人也感受到了他们之间的深情？
Could you all leave? I wanna be alone with Oleg... And Alexis.
你们能离开这里吗？我想单独跟奥列格，还有阿丽西斯玩会儿。
Now are we going to smoke weed?
我们现在要去抽大麻了吗？
Yeah, I'm dying to see you high.
是的，我超级想看你嗨的样子。
Well, as high as you can get.
看你到底能有多嗨。
