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Here you go, ladies, a Max's homemade cupcake on the house.
姑娘们，送你们，免费请你们吃个麦克斯自制小蛋糕。
Nah, I'm cool. I'm saving my calories for one of those fabulous new cronuts. Plus, cupcakes are so over.
不用了，谢谢。我要把我今天的卡路里配额留给超酷的新牛角圈。而且小蛋糕已经过时了。
Well, so is Blossom, but... it didn't stop you from wearing that outfit.
《绽放》也过气超久啊，但你们还不是照穿里面的衣服。
Those flower power skanks over there...
那俩权力归花儿的贱货...
"Flower power skanks." See, these are words I recognize and hear.
"权力归花儿的贱货。"你看，说这种词我大脑就不会断电了。
Anyway, she said she only cares about cronuts and that cupcakes are over. Cupcakes are classic, right?
她说她只想要什么牛角圈，还说小蛋糕过时了。小蛋糕是不朽经典对吧？
Don't listen to them. They're wearing high-waisted jeans.
别听她们放屁。她们穿着高腰牛仔裤呢。
The only time I like seeing women's jeans that high is when I'm giving Han a wedgie. Also, what's a cronut?
女性牛仔裤能被穿到这么高的唯一时刻只有阿憨被我玩拉高内裤套头时。而且什么是牛角圈啊？
Cronut is what we called my Croatian cousin with one testicle. He hung himself.
克罗蛋是我克罗埃西亚那个独蛋侠表哥的绰号。他后来上吊自杀了。
Okay, well, in America, it's a half-croissant, half-doughnut.
好吧，在美国，那是指牛角面包与甜甜圈的混合体。
They're on the news, Twitter, Instagram. People can't stop talking about them.
新闻，微博，图片分享网上都在说。是目前最热门的话题。
If cronuts had tongues, they'd be the Miley Cyrus of pastries.
如果牛角圈能说话，那它大概就是甜品界的麦莉·赛勒斯。
You're right. They sound stupid. Stupid delicious. Where can I get one?
有道理。听起来蠢爆了。蠢到超美味啊。哪里可以买到？
You can only get them at this one pastry shop in SOHO, and people start lining up at 4:00 A.M.
只有在SOHO区一家甜品店有卖，很多人半夜4点就开始排队呢。
Boy, times do change. Back in the day, 4:00 A.M. was when people would snort lines, not stand in 'em.
哎哟，时代在改变啊。以前半夜4点，人们只会"吸一排"，而不是"站一排"。
Who has the time to wait in line all day for a piece of lame pastry?
谁这么闲能有空排队一整天，就为了买一块白痴甜品啊？
