If you get sauce on my couch,

you're buying me a new one, and, uh, I meant what I said.

You can stay for one day, which is over now.

Is that any way to treat your tech support?

And besides, I can't legally leave anyways.

I, uh...

I sort of gave my parole officer your address.

You put yourself under house arrest at my house?

I just want to live alone. Is that too much to ask?

Is this a... is this a picture of me?

Yeah, I'm, uh...

I'm thinking about becoming an artiste.

Not according to these scribbles, but...

Wait. What is the rest of this, really?

It's an idea for a web aggregator.

Think of it as antisocial media.

I just... can't crack it.

That's 'cause you're using c++.

I could fix this in a nanosecond with binary.

Do you see? That's what I'm talking about.

And, seriously, thanks for letting me stay, man.

You're the only guy I liked inside,

so I'm in your debt.

Well, based on, uh, what I'm seeing here...

You might be able to repay me.

The one time I miss the opera,

something interesting actually happens.

It was extraordinary.

I feel pretty bad for your daughterinlaw.

Oh, I'm sure by now, she's my exdaughterinlaw.

I was on my way out.

Please...feel free to drink on my tab.

Now, Pascal, come on.

You and I both know you're gonna give me what I want.

Conrad, I understand you don't hear "No" very often,

but I have no intention of merging our companies.

Ever.

Well, what if I got you the one thing you've always wanted

but never had?

I have everything a man could want.

Except Victoria.