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Did I call it or did I call it?
我不是说过了吗？
I mean, what did I say, six months?
我说多久？六个月？
And when was her first date?
她第一次约会是什么时候？
So five-and-a-half? God, I hate it when I'm right.
那就是五个半月了？我还真准
What is it about guys that makes them want to screw anything that walks...
男人为什么老爱搞七捻三？
even when they're going out with someone as awesome as Allegra Cole?
交到艾莉桂这种美女还不满足？
She's only the most fabulous thing walking around New York.
她是纽约最美的女人了
Are you kidding? Of course I'm gonna run it.
开什么玩笑？ 我当然要写
Thanks, Young.
谢谢
Why should she waste her heart on some Swedish aristo-brat?
她干嘛去爱一个瑞典劈腿猪？
Even if he is gorgeous.
就算他是帅哥也一样
If he's stupid enough to cheat...
该让全世界…
the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught.
知道他干的蠢事
Exactly. I'm in the elevator. See you in a minute.
没错，我进电梯了，待会见
Good morning, how are you?
早安，你好吗？
Bitter, party of one.
不好，渡假的又不是我
Barbados by myself? I wouldn't last five minutes.
自己去？我撑不到五分钟的
You should try it sometime.
你该去渡假的
It was just what the doctor ordered.
我只不过是遵循医生的指示
I slept in, I did my yoga, I read a couple of books...
我睡大头觉、做瑜珈、看书…
flirted with my scuba instructor.
还跟潜水教练打情骂俏
And apparently never left the office. - I know, isn't that great?
而且还不忘工作 那不是很棒吗？
You should've taken someone with you.
你该找个伴一起去的
Who am I gonna take with me?
找谁一起去？
This is where a boyfriend comes in handy.
所以该交个男朋友啊
I don't have time for a boyfriend. - You said that two years ago.
我没时间交男朋友 这话你两年前就说过了
Yes, and it's as true today as it was then.
对，现在情况还是一样
