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Why He Loves Her
他为什么爱她
"Why do I love you?" he asked. "Why do I love you so much? You're smart. But you're not that smart. You're pretty. But you're not that pretty. You're fun to be with. But you're not that much fun." "Oh, really?" she asked. "I'm not that much fun? How much fun are you? Do we ever go out? Do you ever take me dancing? Do you ever take me to night clubs? Do you ever take me to movies? Do you ever take me to dinner? No, no, no. You never take me anywhere! Sometimes you rent a DVD. Then we watch the DVD. You don't even make popcorn! Don't tell me I'm no fun! You're the king of no fun." That's why he loved her. She always had something to say. She had an opinion about everything. She was never predictable. She was always interesting.
他问道：“我为什么爱你？我为什么这么爱你？你非常聪明。但是你又没有那么聪明。你非常漂亮。但是你又不是那么漂亮。和你在一起很高兴。但又不是那么愉快。她问道：“哦，是吗？”我不是那么有趣？那你有趣吗？我们出去约会过吗？我们出去跳过舞吗？你带我去过夜总会吗？你有带我看过电影吗？你有请我吃过晚饭吗？不不不。你哪都没带我去过！有时你会借个DVD。之后我们看DVD。你甚至不会做爆米花！不要告诉我说我没有兴趣。你更是无聊至极。这就是他爱她的原因。她总是有的说。她对什么都可以评头论足。她是不可预知的。她总是那么有趣。
译文属可可英语原创，未经允许，不得转载。
