评论
打印
So, how much money do you have?
你有多少钱？
Alexa, stop. Marino, you definitely have to stop.
Alexa，停下来。马里诺，停下来。
How you do dat?
你是怎么做到的？
It's my Amazon Echo. I can stream music, order things, and watch this: Alexa, turn on the lights. Wow.
这是我的亚马逊Echo。我可以下载音乐，订购东西，注意看这个：Alexa，把灯打开。哇。
Breaded wings? You're blowin' it, bro.
透斯鸡翅？兄弟，你烤焦了。
Alexa, how many championships has Dan Marino won?
Alexa，丹·马里奥赢得了多少个冠军？
Dan Marino has won zero championships.
丹·马里奥没拿过冠军。
Alexa, how many Oscars has Alec Baldwin won?
Alexa，亚历克·鲍德温赢得了几次奥斯卡？
Alec Baldwin has won zero Osc...
亚历克·鲍德温没拿过奥斯卡。
Alexa, stop. Well played, Marino.
Alexa，闭嘴。干得漂亮，马里奥。
Shame on you! This man is a national treasure. Jason, it's alright.
你可真冒失！这个男人可是国宝。杰森，没关系。
No, it's not alright. I will slap this man so hard for you. No you won't.
不，有关系。我会替你狠狠地抽他嘴巴。不，你不会的。
Gentlemen, we have over 100 million people watching us right now.
先生们，现在可有超过1亿人在看着我们呢。
One hundred million people? Hey, Alexa, release that new song "Pep Rally" by Missy Elliot.
1亿人？Alexa，请播放我，也就是梅西·埃丽奥特的新歌，《Pep Rally》。
