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It's no secret to anyone that everybody knows that I love boy bands, do you know what I mean. I love them.
很多观众都知道 我喜欢全男孩组成的乐队 你们知道我什么意思吗 我喜欢他们
I love them all, I love one direction, the Johnas Brothers, Backstreet Boys
男孩组的乐队我都喜欢 单向组合 乔纳斯兄弟 后街男孩
and of course the greatest boy band of all time, O-Town, all right.
当然还有最棒的组合 欧镇组合
Now thank you, thank you, madam, thank you.
谢谢 谢谢你 女士
Now boy bands, they don't go away. They grow up.
男孩子们的组合不会解散 只会成长
And they start families and ultimately they become dads, okay,
他们成家立业 成为父亲
and they don't boy bands, they're dad bands and we have one dad band here tonight.
他们不再是男孩组合 成为了老爸组合 我们今天就请到了其中一直乐队
Here to perform our—I mean their brand new single I am a dad,
他们要表演的是——全新单曲 我做爸爸了
ladies and gentlemen, making their network television debut, I give you the puff daddies.
女士们先生们 这是他们的电视首秀 有请吹牛老爹
Hey, what's up?
你好
How are you, man?
你好
Hey, guys. We'll not stop eating sand.
大家好 我们口袋空空
Tell me about it.
说说看
Listen up. No sleep for us
听我说 我们睡眠不足
I don't play games. Except for peek-a-boo.
除了躲猫猫 不玩别的游戏
When I talk about my baby girl, I don't mean you
当我喊宝贝的时候 我不是在叫你
I mean my literal baby. That's right
而是在喊我的小宝宝 没错
And that's a fact and the duck goes quawk
这就是事实 小鸭子嘎嘎嘎
Because I'm a dad I'm dad I don't go to movies
因为我成了老爸 成了老爸 我不去看电影
I'm a dad I'm a dad I don't know that song
我成了老爸 成了老爸 我不知道那首新歌
I'm a dad I'm a dad my dance moves are goofy
我成了老爸 成了老爸 我的舞蹈也显得笨拙
I'm a dad and this is a song I'm a dad
我成了老爸 这是一首歌 我成了老爸
I'm never at the club but I'm up all night lodge
我不去聚会 却整晚不睡
My kid hates bed time and wakes up at dawn
小宝贝不爱睡觉 凌晨就吵闹
All I need is you girl and a lot more sleep
我需要你 宝宝 也需要睡眠
Just hold my hand when we cross the street
我们手拉手 去街上闲游
Cuz I'm a dad I'm a dad I don't go to movies
因为我是老爸我是老爸 我不去看电影
I'm a dad I'm a dad I don't know that song
我成了老爸 成了老爸 我不知道那首新歌
I'm a dad I'm a dad my dance moves are goofy
我成了老爸 成了老爸 我的舞蹈也显得笨拙
I'm a dad so get off my lawn I'm a dad!
我成了老爸 快离开我家
Meet my boys for a drink and the ladies stare
跟宝宝出去逛街 女士们都盯着看
We're looking fine and feeling debonair
我们衣冠楚楚 气质非凡
They can tell that we're all ballers
他们可能把我们当成了球星
Or maybe they just saw the baby barf on our clars
或者只是看到了我们衣服上孩子的呕吐物
I'm a dad I'm a dad I don't go to movies
我成了老爸 成了老爸 我不去看电影
I'm a dad I'm a dad I don't know that song
我成了老爸 成了老爸 我不知道那首新歌
I'm a dad I'm a dad my dance moves are goofy
我成了老爸 成了老爸 我的舞蹈也显得笨拙
I'm a dad everyone, sing along.
我成了老爸 所有人一起唱
The wheels on the bus go round and round
汽车的轮子转啊转
Round and round round and round
转啊转 转啊转
The wheels on the bus go round and round I am a dad
汽车的轮子转啊转 我成了老爸
Ladies and gentlemen, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson. We'll be right back!
女士们先生们 掌声送给艾什顿·库奇 以及丹尼·马斯特森 精彩稍后继续
