Donkey: There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona.

Donkey: And all she ever do was like you, maybe even love you.

Shrek: Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature.

Shrek: I heard the two of you talking.

Donkey: She wasn't talking about you.

Donkey: She was talking about, uh, somebody else.

Shrek: She wasn't talking about me?

Shrek: Well, then who was she talking about?

Donkey: Uh… uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me.

Donkey: Right? Right?

Shrek: Donkey!

Donkey: No!

Shrek: Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?

Shrek: I'm sorry.

Shrek: I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.

Shrek: Can you forgive me?

Donkey: Hey, that's the friends are for, right?

Shrek: Right. Friends?

Donkey: Friends.