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All right, another year, another batch of fifth-grade headcases.
好吧，又是一年，又会有一批五年级的小鬼来了。
Let's just get through it.、
我们忍一下就熬过去了。
I hope everyone's met our class pets, Leonardo and Squirtle.
我想每个人都见过我们的班级宠物了，莱昂纳多和杰尼龟。
I'm not touching those things.
我不会碰那些东西的。
Don't they eat, sleep, and poo in the same place?
他们是不是在同一个地方吃饭、睡觉和大便吗？
Hey! I poo where he sleeps.
嘿！我在他睡觉的地方便便。
That lizard looks pretty old.
那只蜥蜴看起来很老。
Do I look old? Thank you.
我看起来老吗？谢谢你！
No animal wants to be locked up. I wasted my life!
没有动物愿意被关起来。我浪费了我的生命！
This year, every student has to take home a class pet.
今年，每个学生都要带一只班级宠物回家。
This is my shot.
我的机会来了。
Are you nuts?
你疯了吗？
So I go with these kids, then I escape. Then I really live. It's on.
所以我会和孩子们一起出去，然后逃跑。这样我才可以真正地活着。开始。
Mother of Godzilla!
疼死我啦！
What was that? You just spoke! Mom!
什么声音？你刚刚说话了！妈妈！
No! He talked, he... People can't know!
不！他说话了，他...不能让人类知道！
Why are your hands wet?
你的手怎么湿乎乎的？
They're naturally moist.
它们天生就是湿润的。
You're talking to them.
你在和他们说话。
These kids are all benefiting from my 74 years of wisdom.
这些孩子都受益于我74年的智慧。
Everyone thinks I'm weird.
每个人都觉得我很奇怪。
Kid, they don't even know you. Try doing this. Wait.
孩子，他们根本不了解你。试着这样做。等一下。
Leo!
利奥！
Cheese.
奶酪。
First one? Usually it's in the front, but very nice. You're growing up.
第一条？通常是在前面，但是很不错。你长大了。
No. It's my dad.
不。你看看我爸爸。
What is so special about this reptile?
这个爬行动物有什么特别之处？
He made me feel like I could do anything.
他让我觉得自己无所不能。
This is gonna end badly.
这样不会有好结果的。
It's a tough time, but these are the best years. Believe me.
这是一段艰难的时光，但这是最好的时光。相信我。
This is incredible!
这太不可思议了！
