双语笑话:两张电影票 Two Tickets

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A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold out, the disappointed young man said, "Then do you have any sur- tickets that can allow us to stand together?"

Notes:　　
(1) be (fall) in love with 爱上　　(2) sell out 售完，卖完
　　(3) disappointed adj.失望的　　 (4) sur-ticket n.附加票

一个小伙子爱上了一位姑娘。周末，他请她看电影。来到售票处，小伙子对售票员说：“请给两张票。” 售票员告诉他所有的票都卖完了。失望的年轻人说：“那么，您有两张可以让我们站在一起的附加票吗？”

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